Jessica Alba Doesn't Like The Paps Either

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Jessica Alba doesn't like that paps just as much as Lindsay Lohan. They have something in common! But unlike Lindsay Lohan, she does it a little more subtle, like showing the finger instead of throwing a good can of red bull at the paps.


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Eva Longoria Working Hard To Keep Her Figure

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I like a lady who's hardworking with the exercise regimes. Here's Eva Longoria working hard to keep that figure of her's continuously stunning. More of Eva exercising below.


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Reese Witherspoon Is Peacocking

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Here's a term they use in that book on how to get laid. Its for nerds. I didn't read it because I am the book. But I've heard of that word before and its exactly what Reese Witherspoon is doing! She's peacocking so some celebrity male will come along to date her. Oh no, do we have another Jennifer Aniston in our hands? Captain Hollywood! Where are you when we need you!


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Trista Sutter Is In A Bikini

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Here are shots of The Bachelorette Trista Sutter wearing a bikini. Is she fat or fit, I can't tell. Or in between? Either way, scientists say that women in white bikinis tend to look hotter than those clothed up. I'm not sure how true that statement is but I'm going to agree with it. Because SCIENCE SAID SO!


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Lindsay Doesn't Want To Be Photographed

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Here's Lindsay Lohan throwing away a perfectly good can of Red Bull at the paps. Does she not like her picture taken? And why is she littering? Kids, that's why, always finish your drink up and throw it in a bin. I mean, etiquette! If she didn't want to be photographed, she could have wound the window up.


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Afternoon Models: Michaela Kocianova

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Correct me if I am wrong but I think Michaela Kocianova is a Victoria's Secret Angel. Anyone has the scoop on this?


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Lindsay Lohan Should Look More Like This


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If Lindsay Lohan would look more like this she'd be able to get jobs easier. That's what I think. At the very least. Except for those bruised legs and knees, which are suspiciously drug and alcohol related cos that's when you're most clumsy. Banging everything around including live and inanimate objects.


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Brooke Mueller Wants A Divorce

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Now that she's not high since she's in rehab, Brooke Mueller decided that she doesn't want to be intoxicated when she's accusing someone of putting a knife to her throat. RadarOnline reports:

"Brooke wants out. She's said it before and she's saying it again right now," a source close the situation told RadarOnline.com. "She's worried though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation."
"The marriage is a nightmare," said the source. "But each one is worried about ways the other one can hurt them. For Charlie, he's terrified Brooke can help Colorado prosecutors send him to jail. For Brooke, she knows Charlie knows all the dirt about her drug and alcohol use."

Denise Richards will probably cooperate with prosecutors and testify against Charlie Sheen, according to TMZ:

We're told the Pitkin County D.A. has had law enforcement in L.A. County contact Richard's agent and lawyer, about Denise possibly testifying in Charlie Sheen's criminal case in Aspen. Specifically, sources tell us the D.A. is interested in a declaration Denise signed under penalty of perjury in 2005, when she got a restraining order against the "Two and a Half Men" star.
Richards claimed on December 30, 2005, in the middle of an argument, she was holding their daughter Lola, when Charlie "pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children's toys and fell on the floor with Lola."
According to the declaration, Charlie then pointed his finger at her and screamed, "I hope you f--king die, bitch." Richards says as Charlie was walking out the front door he said "he was going to have me killed. He said you are f--king with the wrong guy."

Woah, ok so Charlie's kinda fucked now. For now. Lets see how this plays out.


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Kylie Bisutti Is Kinda Hot

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Here's the newest angel from Victoria's Secret and I can swear I'm almost in love. Considering that this is perhaps the third time I'm seeing her. Check her legs out! They're almost perfect!


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JWoww Is Kinda Hot

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If Snooki doesn't appeal to your eyes, then how about setting them on JWoww? Because she's so much hotter than her. She had a birthday party this weekend at the Palms in Vegas and these pictures are absolutely fantastic. I'm most certain those puppies have been operated on. And her boyfriend? Is that him..the one who shaves his arms? Is that him?


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