Afternoon Models: Marloes Horst

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Here's Dutch model Marloes Horst in our Afternoon models segment. And in case you missed out on stories today here are the links below:

Heidi Montag Says No To Plastic

Megan Fox Puts Her Hotness Together For A Shoot

Stop The Press. Britney Wears A Bra

Madonna Likes Young Meat

Belen Rodriguez Is On Vacation

Bar Rafaeli Is At The Oscars

Jamie Foxx Wants To Tap Olivia Munn's Ass

Alessandra Ambrosio Is Upside Down Stretching


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Marisa Miller Is Chesty

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Cleavage is only awesome when it comes to an ample amount of it. Many have this and many others don't. Marisa Miller is just perfect. And here she is at some event, though not wearing her usual bikinis or lingerie, this dress will suffice.


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Belen Rodriguez Is Still On The Beach

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One sure way to get noticed and famous almost light speed style, is by always being on the beach wearing a thong and a bikini. I mean, if that's not working it and if that's marketing, I don't know what is. Belen Rodriguez, ladies and gentlemen.


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Jeremy Renner Isn't Diffusing Any Napalm Sex Yet

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According to Us Magazine, Jeremy Renner isn't checking out the napalm hidden inside Jessica Simpson's magic private box.

But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor's Ball that he only met Simpson, 29, for "three minutes."
"Her hair stylist [Ken Paves] did my mom's hair so we were talking about that -- and then all of a sudden we're dating!" he told Us.
Asked if he's seeing anyone, he told Us, "I'm single -- and looking!"

Sounds like bloody lies!!! Getting close to Jessica Simpson to get her cop a feel friend to do his mum's hair. Sounds like the best way to get close to Jessica in the first place!


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Madonna Wants To Tap Gerard Butler's Ass?

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It appears Madonna wants to join the league of extraordinary ladies that have tapped Gerard Butler's ass. But is it the other way around?! According to Hollywood Life:

Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer Guy Oseary threw in the Hollywood Hills March 7 - and despite the very late hour, the action was steamy, we're told. Madonna and Gerard were "all over each other," one eyewitness tells HollywoodLife.com. "She was putting on the full-court press, totally charming him - and even challenged him to a dance-off! They were grinding in the middle of the room real close and then Demi joined in. It was hot! Gerard was loving the attention."
After their sexy dance display, Madonna, 52, and Gerard, 40, huddled in a corner - but alas, she left alone.

Although its not hard to get either or in bed, lets look at the circumstances here. Madonna is OLD. Which is not Gerard Butler's style. Gerard Butler is OLDer than all her young meat. So that's not Madonna's style either. What gives?


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Katherine Heigl Has Black Hair

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Katherine Heigl has black hair now! And for some reason, she's lost her magical blond sexiness. I don't know whether to find her attractive or not anymore. What do you think? You decide! More below.


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Lindsay Lohan Claims She's The E-Trade Baby. Sues E-Trade

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A quick way to get some cash, is by suing someone. Presumably on grounds that makes sense when you're stoned. Lindsay Lohan likens herself to the likes of Madonna. The New York Post:

The ad -- part of a series starring babies who play the stock market -- features a boy apologizing to his girlfriend via video chat for not calling her the night before.
"And that milkaholic Lindsay wasn't over?" the baby girl asks him suspiciously.
"Lindsay?" the boy replies, just before a baby girl sticks her head into the frame and slurs, "Milk-a-what?"
Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, said the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna.
"Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit," Ovadia said.
"They used the name Lindsay," Ovadia said. "They're using her name as a parody of her life. Why didn't they use the name Susan? This is a subliminal message. Everybody's talking about it and saying it's Lindsay Lohan."

It does make sense, but her lawyer is more stoned than Lindsay herself. Because she just made and apples to oranges comparison. Lindsay = Oprah? Lindsay = Madonna? Check out the ad that's gotten her pissed off (and possibly cash hungry).





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Stop The Press. Britney Wears A Bra

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For the first time in a very long time, Britney's breasts finds solace in the knowing comfort and technological effort put to manufacture an experience only by feeling it can explain, of a bra. No you don't have to look down anymore. The sun is up. Enjoy it while you still can!


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Megan Fox Puts Her Hotness Together For A Shoot

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Any Megan Fox post is definitely something we're always looking forward to. Its never enough in fact! And so, here is Megan Fox, for some unknown photo shoot.


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Heidi Montag Says No To Plastic



Heidi Montag is in a hypocritical clip about her saying no to paying for plastic surgery with your credit card. I totally agree, but isn't that how Spencer paid for her's? Just kidding. But maybe not if that's really the case. Maybe not...


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