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No. 44028 Date 2010/03/13 17:55

Kristen Stewart Displays Other Expressions Besides Sad

Here's Kristen Stewart not looking sad for the first time. Sad and troubled like how she usually does in real life and in the Twilight movies. Oh no! Will this be the cause of her not being cast in more Twilight-esque shows? Because its her melancholy that directors want! Not this!!

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No. 44027 Date 2010/03/13 17:54

Paris Sunbathes Topless. What A Surprise

Here's Paris Hilton sunbathing topless. Why am I not surprised? Its Paris Hilton! I compare the size of her topless nature with these cleavagey pictures and I'm pretty sure the magic only comes with the use of a super push up bra. Well done, Paris. You've done it again. NSFW below.

Paris topless and showing her cootie. (NSFW)

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No. 44026 Date 2010/03/13 13:54

I Heart Amanda Seyfried

Here's Amanda Seyfried posing for whatever, and seriously it doesn't matter. She's the new Megan Fox because Megan Fox doesn't want to do nudity. So I guess we've got to place her in second place. Amanda Seyfried for the win!!!!

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No. 44025 Date 2010/03/13 13:53

Jessica Simpson Doesn't Brush Her Teeth

In today's oral hygiene news, Jessica Simpson says she doesn't brush her teeth before she performs in front of her crowd. GROSS. So she said during her interview with theartradio yesterday:

"I don't brush my teeth. No, really. I just use Listerine, and sometimes I'll use my sweater."

So being a napalm sex bomb must really make up for the lack of oral hygiene for someone as hot as Jessica Simpson.

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No. 44024 Date 2010/03/13 13:50

Where Does Paris's Amazing Cleavage Come From?

Its been baffling the internet for sure, but I'm pretty certain that Paris Hilton has invented some inflatable implant that pushes her boobies up to create this illusion. Either that, she's got tons of those kind of bras and its confusing the shit out of everyone. Here it is below.

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No. 44023 Date 2010/03/13 13:48

Gemma Arterton Does GQ

GQ UK decided to put Gemma Arterton and her lingerie in their magazine this month and my gosh! What a good choice! We'll be seeing more of Gemma Arterton because she'll be starring in a movie called "The Disappearance of Alice Creed". And why did she take the role? Because there's nudity in it that's why. True story.

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No. 44022 Date 2010/03/13 13:45

Sarah Hyland Is In A Swimsuit

Modern Family is all the rage right now. Yesterday many pictures of Julie Bowen were posted, but not on here. And here's an even better feature. Her tv daughter, Sarah Hyland. Pretty cutesy, and adorable looking. More of Sarah below.

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No. 44021 Date 2010/03/13 13:41

Whitney Port Walks The Runway

Its a three-day in a row Whitney Port special and this time its her and her long legs on Runway. I've got to say, the marketing for Whitney Port is getting better. Will be seeing Whitney Port again on Monday? I sure hope so!

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No. 44019 Date 2010/03/13 13:39

Liz Hurley Is Standing Next To Bikini Laden Girls

I'm not particularly sure why Liz Hurley is hovering around bikini chicks, but I'm assuming its some kind of her line or something. Needless to say, she's smoking hot still, though my attention is swaying left and right. Scroll down below to the gallery. You'll get what I mean.