Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

Hey there, upper East Siders: We hear that "Gossip Girl" guy Ed Westwick can't quite keep his cool. A patron at LES hot spot Los Feliz is claiming that the Brit became extremely heated during a recent night out after deciding that his dinner was being disturbed.

"Ed came over and was like, 'Stop taking my picture!'" says the snapper, who insists he initially didn't even know who "Chuck Bass" was and was simply trying to capture memories of his own evening. "He started shouting obscenities at me and getting in my face. He was all bitter and s—. I thought it was a joke."

But it most certainly wasn't: The amateur cameraman soon realized just how angry Westwick was ("He walked off in a cloud of disgust," he says), but decided he wasn't going to take the insult sitting down.

"I went over to him and asked him who he thought he was, and he dissolved into a fit of rage," says the man, who continued taking pictures of his party. Soon after, he says he was approached by the manager of the restaurant, who told him he had to leave at Ed's request.

On Mindy Lawton's tampon ratting him out:
Although she was menstruating, he insisted on having sex with her, but when the key card to access his office didn't work, he drove to a nearby parking lot, where they had sex in his car. After they left, Lawton claims, reporters from The National Enquirer, who had been following her, picked up the tampon she had dropped in the parking lot, and later threatened to use it as part of a story exposing Woods's infidelity.

On Tiger's gambling buddies:
"When Tiger showed up in Vegas, he was always with Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley," according to Las Vegas Review-Journal columnist Norm Clarke. Years earlier, however, John Merchant had warned Woods to avoid Jordan and Barkley, saying of Jordan, "Stay away from that son of a bitch, because he doesn't have anything to offer to the fucking world in which he lives except playing basketball." Merchant adds, "Are they his black role models? You've got to be kidding me."

On knowing how to treat a lady:
Mindy Lawton says the only thing he ever bought for her was a chicken wrap from Subway (he was stopping there on his way to meet her).