Katie Holmes! This Time With Make-Up

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The last time we saw Katie Holmes, she looked like this. And that's like a world of a difference from what we are seeing over here today. So different! Make-up! Making women beautiful again!


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Lindsay Lohan Takes The Cue From Whitney Port

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Earlier on we saw Whitney Port showing off her legs. Nice. But the Lohan won't be outdone. So here she is, with some leg action. Rawr!


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Afternoon Models: Reed Congdon

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Here's model Reed Congdon for the Afternoon Models segment and the links that you may have missed.

Sophie Monk Says She Hates Her Breasts

Jesse James Says There Is No Sex Tape - Update!

This Is How Kim Kardashian Babysits

Jennifer Aniston's Got Legs

Kate Gosselin Is Shameless + No Playboy For Her

Chris Rock Takes A Jab At David Letterman

Still Can't Believe Snooki Is Making More

Katy Perry Works Out

Cameron Diaz Is Disappointing

Emily Scott In Newlook Magazine (NSFW)


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Whitney Port's Got The Legs

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Aside from the lack of hotness prescribed onto Whitney Port, we've always though that she was at least gifted in something. And that is, her uber long legs. More of Whitney Port below:


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Demi Moore Says She's All Natural (For Now)

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Demi Moore claims that she's all natural. At least, for now. Naturally plastic! She tells Elle UK via (DM), regarding beauty and plastic surgery:

"I had an extreme obsession with my body. I made it a measure of my own value. I tried to dominate it, which I did, and I changed it multiple times over. But it never lasted and ultimately it didn’t bring me anything but temporary happiness. Does being thin resolve anything? No. The irony is that when I abandoned that desire to dominate my body, it actually became the body that I’d always wanted. But it only happened when I stopped trying to control it. At the end of the day, this kind of obsession is pointless and meaningless."

And about that plastic surgery rumor, Demi says, "I have had something done but it’s not on my face. It feels like school-yard name-calling a lot of the time. It hurts. You know what? Maybe one day I’ll go under the knife. It just irritates me that people are constantly saying how much I’ve spent on plastic surgery."

Why is Demi Moore not being honest here? Obviously, Striptease was not one to lie.


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Chuck Bass Quits Vanessa

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Ed Westwick has reportedly broken up with Jessica Szohr after he heard rumors that she got it on with another guy by the name of Marco Minuto. I can't imagine the amount of jokes Marco had to deal with when he was young. According to Page six:

"Jessica recently celebrated her birthday in LA and was being openly affectionate and flirty with Marco. They ended up back at the same hotel, but nobody knows what happened behind closed doors. Her flirty behavior shocked a lot of their friends, so word quickly got back to Ed, who has been filming in Europe. He immediately ended their relationship on the phone, and Jessica, who denied anything happened with Marco, was so distraught that she flew to London last Friday with just the clothes on her back. She's been begging Ed to take her back, but he is deeply hurt. He can't believe that she carried on this way with one of his friends."

Sounds like a script out of Gossip Girl itself. I think the producers put this up just to make the show's ratings increase for next week's new episode. Because after all, it is getting a little boring already. Right?
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Megan Fox Is The Hottest Teacher Around

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Megan Fox is in a new Funny or Die video that's about education. Its not really funny because it deals with some serious topics here. Anyway, watch the video below.


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Tiger And Elin Aren't Doing So Well

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Tiger Woods closed out the front nine with an Eagle and a Birdie and now he's 3 under. But at the very least, his wife isn't yelling at him. Radar says:

The golfer’s headline-making return to the Masters has come at a steep personal cost – his wife is furious and their marriage is getting worse not better says a source who knows both of them.
“There’s a reason why Elin didn’t go to the tournament and it’s simple,” the source told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “She thinks he’s breaking his promise to her by returning to golf so soon. And as every day goes by she gets a little angrier.”
The couple fought about his golf return a few weeks ago when he first told Elin, the source revealed. “And since then she has been ice cold to him,” the source said.

I guess his "indefinite break from golf meant 3 months before the Masters". Since of course, there wasn't any tournament to participate in. What ever happened to taking the time to be a father, husband and person (who does not bang every thing that walks).


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Sophie Monk Says She Hates Her Breasts

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Sophie Monk must be having some Jessica Simpson syndrome today because she said she doesn't like her breasts. What the? According to Australia's News:

"I have big boobs which I hate. They are so annoying. I wish they were smaller," the ex-Goldy girl tells Grazia magazine.

Monk tells the mag about her body image woes, saying she doesn't like looking too skinny either.

"It's not an attractive look, clothes hang off you. I prefer to have a little bit of curve; that definitely looks better. My legs are long but my body is too short. Then you know what? I look at myself and think, 'Well it's got me this far. I can't look too bad'!"

Either she hates her boobs with passion enough to display them in a bikini all the time, or she's trying to steer the conversation so that we'll tell her that we love her and her boobs too. Coy one this one.


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Jesse James Says There Is No Sex Tape - Update!

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Obviously, he'd had to wait for Sandra Bullock to confirm that there was no sex tape before he even said anything. Jesse James is telling People the same thing Sandra did.

While Bullock denied an Internet report of such a sex tape, James has broadened the denial to also include an online story claiming he’s in at least a dozen sex tapes with other women featuring Nazi-themed paraphernalia.
“The claims of sex tapes are untrue and completely fabricated,” says a rep for James.

At this point, Jesse James will even dress up as Barney the dinosaur to soften his reputation, with Sandra Bullock and some kids, because like in all the movies she's acted in, sometimes using kids as props to win your wife back is the only way to do so!

Update: Apparently Jesse James used Sandra's credit card to pay for his "addiction". From IUC:

Very thoughtful of Jess James to use his wife’s credit card to pay for a high priced call girl while Sandra was away filming Blind Side. IUC has learned that a top call girl from Ohio named “Sammy” who now resides in Orange County collected tens of thousands from James (much of it charged to Sandra’s CC) over a 15 month period. According to a source close to James drugs, threesomes and lots of role playing took place.


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