Kim Kardashian And Her Ass Crack

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Does it ever seem strange to you that Kim Kardashian is always almost alone in pictures, and in bikinis no less? Well, strange as it may seem anyway, I'm pretty sure the paps were on speed dial to come to where Kim Kardashian was going to be. And today, it seems that we've got the mother load of all pictures that we've been wanting to see as of late. The return of Kim Kardashian's crack!!!


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Izabel Goulart Is Topless In Hercules Magazine (NSFW)

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Here's Izabel Goulart after a very long time in hiding it seems. She's topless in Hercules magazine which sounds like a magazine filled with guys initially showing off all their muscles. But turns out, this is not the case. More below. NSFW:


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Jennifer Is Plotting Something

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Looks like a Jennifer Aniston piece really does exists and according to In Touch Weekly which claims that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt have been secretly hooking up behind Angelina's back. Sure sure. We need photographic proof!

In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times — three times in LA and once in New York — and even recently shared a passionate kiss. “I know that he still loves her,” the ex-bodyguard Bill, who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, tells In Touch.

In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought them closer than ever — and since then, their relationship has heated up even more. Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9, Bill says. At 3:30p.m., Jen pulled up to the location in her Bentley, and Brad arrived on his motorcycle. After Brad climbed into Jen’s passenger seat, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals for the first time. “Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.” After talking and nuzzling for about 30 to 40 minutes, Bill, who was on “paparazzi watch,” advised the pair that they should leave, as photographers were spotted just a few miles away. “Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”

Anything to sell magazines these days. Which is why, I'm pretty sure Jennifer Aniston has a profit share in celeb gossip mags. Who else sells better covers than her?


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Sean Connery Hates Gays

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It seems that Sean Connery doesn't really like gay people. Or, it might just be that he was uber uncomfortable when he saw a couple of them canoodling up. From New York Post:

Sir Sean Connery looked shaken and stirred when two men in kilts began kissing on the catwalk at his Dressed to Kilt event at club M2 Monday night. Witnesses said the original 007 "turned to his wife as if to say, 'Oh, my God.' "

"I don't think there is anything particularly wrong about hitting a woman ... If a woman is a bitch, or hysterical, or bloody-minded continually, then I'd do it."

He was disgusted that the two guys were making out in front of him no less. And they were in kilts and didn't wear underwear. Ok so maybe I would be too, if they weren't wearing underwear. Because I'm an underwear advocate! Who knows what germs fly around freely these days?!



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Jennifer Love Hewitt Has A New BF

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Apparently, Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts are still in demand because she's now dating Jenny McCarthy's ex husband:  John Asher. People say:

"They are dating," the source says. "They've been spending a lot of time together and are having fun. He showers her with attention and is helping her move on from her breakup with Jamie [Kennedy]."

The I Know What You Did Last Summer actress, 31, may have met Asher on the set of her show The Ghost Whisperer when he taped a guest appearance for an upcoming episode earlier this year. The source declined to confirm how the two got to know each other or when they began dating.

Now that was quick. Quicker than Jennifer Aniston! Of all the Jennifers around, I think she's got the fastest rebound rate. Talk about a real player!


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Michelle Hunzinker Continues To Be On The Beach

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Paris Hilton's hotter doppelganger is still having a vacation on Miami beach. And I hope she does this for at least a month. Because I'm still not bored at looking at a hotter, more naturally cleavaged, herpes free Paris Hilton lookalike. FTW!


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Angelina Jolie Still In Venice

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Here are some shots of the very attractive Angelina Jolie filming in Venice. And all we can see and hear are groans and moans from Jennifer Aniston saying how is she more attractive to snag Brad back. I hear a gossip coming out real soon.


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Gwyneth Paltrow Is In Harper's Bazaar

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Gwyneth Paltrow is being featured in the May Issue of Harper's Bazaar and she reveals that she's getting naked for her upcoming movie, Love Don't Let Me Down.

"I was so bad with the food and alcohol in Nashville," she explains of the two-month shoot she just wrapped in Tennessee. "If you saw me naked compared to what I looked like when I did Iron Man 2, where I was eating so well and exercising everyday...I'll get it back together, but I just have never eaten so much fried food and white flour in my life, ever."
"Iron Man was heaven. The kids could come every day. They had their mini Jeep they drove around the parking lot in front of my trailer. I wasn't naked or crying like on the Nashville movie, where it was like, 'No, you can't visit Mommy today.'"

I don't remember the last time someone wanted to see Gwyneth naked. Maybe it was when she was dating Brad Pitt. Of course back then, everyone was curious. But now...not so.


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Miley Cyrus Bought A 3 Million Dollar House

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Unbeknownst to many, Disney probably pays super well, because Miley Cyrus just bought a 3 million dollar house. Thanks, Hannah Montana! Check out her 4,045 square foot Spanish hacienda-style home in Toluca Lake. Its a few doors down from her parent's which means, Everyone Loves Raymond for her new boyfriend soon.


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Brody Jenner And Avril Lavigne Are A Couple

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Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne were spotted making out in a car as they cruised away in Brody's ride. I guess this just means, Avril's ex husband must have felt a hard punch to his testicles when he saw this, because earlier they went to do a tattoo together. Right? I'm not sure how old those pictures were but really, talk about getting spit in the face.


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