Demi Moore Still Doesn't Want To Reveal Which Part Of Her Is Fake

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(Everything?). Here's Demi Moore in Haiti, with Susan Sarandon. I should note that Demi is 47 years old and still looks hotter than some 30 year olds. For that reason, I refuse to believe mother nature is fair to her and only her. She said:

"I don't know if there is any particular secret [to staying youthful]," I think that laughter and smiling are one of the best antidotes to aging that you could possibly have."

Sure. And be forewarned to use this formula excessively because it may give you Benjamin Button syndrome!


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Ryan Phillippe Is Sick Of All The B.S.

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Apparently, Ryan Phillippe is sick of all the BS that he keeps getting. The flak and whatnot from cheating on Reese Witherspoon.

"I've been dumped on in the press for relationship stuff since Reese and I divorced," he said. "I'm tired of getting shit on. I don't feel like I deserve it. Things happen! How many people have you broken up with over your life?"

"I have a new rule: not to date anyone who has a publicist," he said Monday during an interview on Howard Stern's Sirius XM radio show. "Who announces a breakup? I don't understand that! There's no need for that."

Of course, Ryan doesn't understand the entertainment value of making fun of him since he is after all, not like us normal folk. He's an actor, and he's in movies, so its a given everyone would be wanting to take a poke at him for this thing called "ratings".


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Jim Carrey Doesn't Know When To Shut Up

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Just shortly after calling Tiger Woods' wife a willing participant in her husband's infidelity, Jim Carrey decides to play mother teresa to a problematic Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. He wrote in a series of tweets:

My people called and said I might have to tame my tweets a little. So here goes...I'm going to make a sandwich now. peanut butter.(sigh) ;^\

Well, I ate my inoffensive sandwich with an acceptable glass of milk and took the dogs out, while avoiding any controversial thought--->

...then I was sexually assaulted by Ben Roethlisberger! I can't be certain but it sure looked like him! Good thing I'm a Steelers fan! ;^B



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The Frappucinos Aren't Making Britney Any Fitter

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If you're wanting some tips to lose weight, you can check our sister site out, or alternatively check out Britney Spears who's weight has been ballooning up since her father allowed her out into the wild again. With money. That's what a lot of frappucinos will do to you my friends.


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Steven Seagal Is Getting Sued For Sexual Assault

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Aikido master and faux-actor wanna be Steven Seagal is getting sued for sexual assault presumably because he can't get chicks to like him throwing them around. Perhaps he was showing off some kind of Aikido stunt / trick? Or maybe not. Radar Online says:

On her first night of work, Seagal allegedly engaged in physical and sexual assault by “pushing his hands under her shirt and attempting to fondle her bare breast,” and “forcing her head against his bare chest.”
Then she claims the next morning things got even worse. He allegedly “forcibly held her legs apart.” Then “forced his hand down her pants…” The document goes into graphic detail that isn’t suitable for all audiences.

Then the suit alleges a third physical assault took place a few hours later, where “Seagal forcibly lifted Ms. Nguyen’s blouse, forced his head on her bare chest and attempted to suck her breasts and nipples. He stopped only when she ran.”

After only a few days of work, Nguyen left the house on Sunday, February 28, 2010.

TMZ is also adding that Kayden claims that Seagal forced fed her illegal pills. That's right. You're a master of how many levels in martial arts and you got to force feed chicks to eat pills. You stay classy, Seagal!


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Sarah Jessica Parker Is In New York

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As you might have heard, the Sex in the City 2 is coming out. And that means, more of Sarah Jessica Parker thinking she's still hot. Here's her and her baby taking a stroll on the streets. Attached to her. And a bonus Sex and the City 2 trailer after the gallery.


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Jennifer Aniston Is In Glamour UK

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Jennifer Aniston may be a schemer in the affairs of Brangelina (oh we know it!), and she may like to avoid the calls of the Butler, but we can't deny that she's really smoking hot. As these pictures of her on the cover of Glamour UK can tell you, pictures, don't really lie.


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Fergie Busts Out Her Futuristic Cleavage

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Here's Fergie in concert, presumably bringing out the futuristic booty out for a show. I'm so 3008 and you're so 2000 and late! Its downright annoying, the song that is.


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Heidi Montag Post Surgery Outtakes

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Here's Heidi Montag in some fantastic fake plastic boobie photo shoot. These outtakes are from her People Magazine post surgery photoshoot. I can see why, she says she can't jog anymore. Makes perfect sense.


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Afternoon Models: Simona Starkute

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Here's Lithuanian model Simona Starkute for the afternoon models section and some links that you might have missed:

Doetzen Kroes In Numero Tokyo Magazine

Lindsay Lohan No Longer Part Of Mean Girls

Paris Is Single

Eliza Dushku Participates In A Triathlon

Michelle Hunzinker Has Other Clothes Too!

Bar Rafaeli Does A Jersey Shore Shoot

Kate Hudson Is In A Bikini

Khloe Kardashian Obviously Conscious About Her Body

Avril Continues Dating Douchebags

Conan O'Brien To TBS? Teams Up With George Lopez?



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