Holly Madison Trying To Ride The Long Cat Wave?

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That isn't long cat. This, is long cat. That said, here's Holly Madison showing off her..pussy cat while also flashing some of her lady bits. It turns out, cats are pretty naughty. They catch hold of your dresses and try to humiliate you in public. "haha" you say?


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Hillary Duff Is A Hot Zebra

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Here's Hillary Duff making other zebras look shameful as she thwarts them by walking around all tarted up. Now its funny seeing Hillary Duff in zebra outfits, because I always thought she looked more like a horse instead. Now I know!


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Lindsay Lohan Doesn't Have The Midas Touch

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Looks like Lindsay Lohan's Fornarina is now closed. Could this be the Lohan curse? Just saying.


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Afternoon Models: Camila Morais

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Here's Brazilian model Camila Morais lighting up our afternoon segment along with the links that you missed today.

Katy Perry Is Wearing One Tight Dress

Holly Madison Takes To The Pitch

Hayden Panettierre Is Modeling

Eliza Dushku, Is Sort Of In A Bikini

Michelle Bombshell Says Stop Blaming The Whores!

Tila Tequila Got Over Her Fake Miscarriage

Kristin Cavallari In A Black Dress

Shanon Elizabeth Had Potential

AnnaLynne McCord And Her Sister Work The Bikini And Camera

Ashley Dupre Is In Playboy

Jaime King At Kick-Ass


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Taylor Swift's Horny Hormones Are Activating

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It appears Taylor Swift may just turn into the next Paris Hilton. At least, this is what National Enquirer says. They say she's seeing three dudes right now. Oh..promiscuous girl..wherever you are!

 Taylor Swift is racking up boyfriends as fast as she's racking up music awards! The country cutie's latest beau is Glee star Cory Monteith, but The Enquirer has learned that Taylor is three-timing the Canadian actor with exes Taylor Lautner and John Mayer!

"Taylor can't make up her mind about which guy she wants to be with," revealed an insider.

The 20-year-old beauty broke up with wolf-boy Lautner late last year because of their busy schedules, then started seeing Mayer. Taylor, however, tossed him to the curb when her mom Andrea gave John the thumbs down - and that's when she connected with Cory.

"But Taylor is still carrying a torch for Lautner and Mayer - so she's seeing all three guys behind their backs," divulged the insider. "It's out of control!"

This is all John Mayer's fault. What we thought when we had a nice young virgin looking country hottie singer, now turned into a insatiable sexual beast. Breaking the hearts of men. Tsk tsk. Breaking...the hearts of men.


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Did Heidi Montag Make Shit Up Too?

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So Heidi Montag is filling sexual harassment against The Hills producer Adam DiVello who for some reason, does not have the ability to keep his hands away from those F cup sized puppies. Life & Style reports:

It happened the last weekend of March, during a cast photo shoot to promote the sixth and final season of The Hills, an insider close to Heidi tells Life & Style. "Adam came up to her from behind and grabbed her with one hand on her stomach and one hand directly on her butt cheek," the insider claims. "Heidi had six bodyguards with her. They took his hand off her and moved him away from the situation."
Heidi refused to go ahead with the photo shoot, a move that got her labeled a diva in online reports. Heidi's husband, Spencer Pratt, issued a statement on March 29, saying Heidi "was sick and she didn't even want to go to that photo shoot."
The insider tells Life & Style that Heidi claims she'd been annoyed with DiVello for a while. "Heidi started bringing security to the set because she felt Adam was getting a little creepy. He was very touchy-feely and she insisted he wouldn't stop asking her to strip down to a bikini for scenes. Adam wasn't on set much for six seasons until Heidi got her new boobs. And now he shows up everywhere."

So basically, Adam just wanted her to wear a bikini whenever she's on camera? Sounds reasonable to me since she's almost wearing nothing most of the time and has super fake tits and everything else!


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Miranda Kerr Takes Bikini Pictures

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Here's Miranda Kerr and she's once again, asstastic. These shots are for Ayyildiz Swimwear, and I've never heard of it, but they might as well be super famous now that they got Miranda Kerr to model it for them. Unfortunately there should be a disclaimer saying that not every woman who puts this on will be impossibly hard to resist. Not every woman.


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Jessica Biel Will Turn Into She-Hulk

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Jessica Biel is larger in size compared to both Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. Which is why, its not too hard to imagine her beating both of them to pulp because Timberlake and Diaz are back in another film together called Bad Teacher. New York Post says:

Justin Timberlake and his ex, Cameron Diaz, have been repeatedly spotted "laughing and flirting" between takes on the set of their new romantic comedy "Bad Teacher."

The pair, who ended their four-year relationship in 2007 before he began dating Jessica Biel, have astonished the crew by getting on famously on the LA set, we're told. A spy said, "They are acting like a couple of teenagers, constantly laughing and joking with each other. There's a lot of good chemistry there."

As a rule of thumb, you don't really get to act with your ex. 99% of the time, shit like that normally doesn't happen. I don't see Brad Pitt snugging up Jennifer Aniston in a romantic comedy no?

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Gisele Bundchen For Sejaa Skin

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Note that Gisele had just given birth not too long ago. And these pictures of her are completely MILFy, and come on, supermodels, share with us the secret of getting crazy bodies. Its like its defying science!


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Did Steven Seagal's Accuser Made Shit Up?

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Here's Bai Ling and Steven Seagal chatting, because no one else chats to either of them in Hollywood. Steven Seagal was recently sued by a former employee, Kayden Nguyen for sexual harassment and trafficking women. But it turns out the chick is a lesbian. And was on the Tyra Banks show a year ago talking about how skilled she is at tricking dudes. TMZ says:

Back in 2009, Kayden Nguyen appeared in an episode titled "The Gay Kingdom" -- in which she bragged, "I can use my sex appeal to get any girl that I want and trick any guy to getting what I want."

Which brings me back to my theory of how Aikido can help make sexual favours seem more willing than coerced instead of force feeding chicks pills. Moral of the story, learn Aikido!
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