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No. 44506    Date 2010/04/17 05:27

Sandra Bullock Will Break Her Silence In November

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Nofuckingvember. That's how long she's going to milk the media. Truly she's a business woman. Deadline Hollywood says:

Conan O’Brien and George Lopez are expected to make a splash in their first week together in November on TBS with a lineup of A-list guests. I’ve heard that Sandra Bullock, who is George’s close friend and executive produced his ABC sitcom, may appear on his newly moved 12 AM-1 AM talk show that week.

Chicago Sun Times also say:

Bullock is not only a longtime personal friend of Lopez, she also served as an executive producer of the comedian’s old ABC sitcom, where she guested a few times.
”More important than all that, George has been one of Sandy’s most supportive and genuinely caring friends as she has gone through the nightmare of the past couple months,” said another longtime close Bullock buddy.
”He personifies how a real friend acts when someone you love is going through a hellish situation.”

Still...Nofuckingvember. By then Jesse James would have been cured and Tiger Woods' bastard children will want a piece of his heritage, fortune, etc.
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No. 44505    Date 2010/04/17 05:23

Madonna Still Dressing Like Avril's Mum

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Possibly in an effort to keep up to date with her boy toy, Madonna is dressing up like in the pictures. Absolutely disgusting if you asked me. New York Daily News:

Is Madonna trying to keep up with her 23-year-old boy toy, Jesus Luz? The 51-year-old reportedly shelled out $75,000 for a machine that claims to be "a miracle cure" for cellulite; it supposedly exiles dimpling through the use of acoustic shock waves. Madge  is certainly the ideal candidate for the mechanism: manufacturers suggest users already possess "good muscle tone."

This isn't going to stop death looking like how she's supposed to look like. Time's not on her side! Even Jesus's juice won't be helping her out.


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No. 44504    Date 2010/04/17 05:20

Dr Drew Has The Solution For Lindsay Lohan

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Dr Drew Pinksy has the solution to solve Lindsay Lohan's problem. The only problem is, that its a little on the extreme side, Huff Po says:

"If she were my daughter, I would pack her car full with illegal substances, send her on her way, call the police, and make sure she was arrested," prescribed Dr. Drew. "I would make sure she was not allowed to get out of jail. I would then go to the judge and make sure she was ordered to a minimum of a three year sobriety program."

Sounds like a plan, but too bad Michael Lohan is married and with Lindsay in jail he wouldn't be able to get anymore media attention vicariously, and Dina Lohan won't be able to monetize Ali Lohan just yet because she's not reached "that" level just yet.


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No. 44503    Date 2010/04/17 05:16

They Are A-OK

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So since they're A-OK, (her breasts), Amy Winehouse is out stumbling because that's the only way you get out of a pub. There you go. Careful now!
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No. 44502    Date 2010/04/17 05:12

Candice Swanepoel Is In A Bikini

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Here's Candice Swanepoel in a bikini again. And what more can we ask for since yesterday, she appeared on the cover of GQ for South Africa's edition. Anyway, more below:


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No. 44501    Date 2010/04/17 05:09

Kim Kardashian Banged Cristiano Ronaldo And Is Nude In Bazaar

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No one knows why for sure Kim Kardashian is nude in Harper's Bazaar, but here's one thing we know. She definitely banged Cristiano Ronaldo. Obviously it'd be the man's job to do the banging, but I think in this case, Kim Kardashian totally has dips on the deed. RadarOnline says:

Newly single Kim watched him play for Real Madrid while she was visiting Spain with friends, but she got up close-and-personal with the hunky soccer star from Portugal when the pair shared a lunch date on Monday.
On-lookers revealed that they saw the pair 'kissing and being very affectionate' inside the restaurant although they left in separate cars afterwards.
Traveling in a blacked-out Mercedes G-Wagon, Kim then followed Ronaldo in his Audi RS6 sports car before heading back to his mansion inside a gated community in Madrid.

Talk about diving back into being a WAG again. And in the heart of WAGland. What better way to find her way to superstardom on our sister site football gossip Geraldinho!


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No. 44500    Date 2010/04/17 05:05

Spencer Pratt Doesn't Like Audrina Patridge's Boobs

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Well it sure took him this long to resurface. Spencer Pratt now attacks Audrina Patridge's boobs because its not the same size as Heidi's. He lashes out on Twitter:

I would like to make it CLEAR! My wife and audrina have severed all ties! We no longer deal with that fake world and fake people like her.
Audrina - Don't hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press... and my wife is #1 story on people - 5 days in a row!
Who elected you to gage cool - BITCH! Why don't u and ur played out 90s singer Cabrera go into a bathroom stall and do what u do best...
Audrina - you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place.
So glad my wife gets her surgery in bev hills and not where Jwow and audrina go. We love american doctors!

Granted, Heidi's breast are (F)ucking big. And that should have kept him preoccupied for a bit. But why now? Why all a sudden, Audrina Patridge?


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No. 44499    Date 2010/04/17 05:02

Ashley Greene's Disappointing Photoshoot

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Here's Ashley Greene in a photoshoot which quite frankly just doesn't do her justice. She had so much potential but I guess everyone's got to go through some sort of bad photoshoot one time or the other. Can't wait for her to meet Terry Richardson!


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No. 44498    Date 2010/04/17 05:00

Hayden And The Giant Walk The Streets

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How tall or short is the limit of your significant other supposed to be before you actually say no to a potential. The point is, I think Andre the Giant here is at least 7 heads taller than the hobbit Hayden Panettierre. He'll break his back due to bad osteoporosis if this continues.


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No. 44497    Date 2010/04/17 04:58

Adrienne Curry Does SciFi Dress Up

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Here's Adrienne Curry dressing up scifi style. This post was originally up 2 seconds ago before I accidentally clicked on delete. But to recap, for those who didn't get to catch the first one, here's a good reason to know that cosplay is in the works of things when it boils down to sexy freaking time. Woot!


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