No. 44581 Date 2010/04/23 12:28
The National Enquirer has some pictures of Kiefer Sutherland drunk off his ass in a strip club last week in London. Because, everyone, Jack Bauer needs a break too. Ok?
“It’s last call for Keifer as far as most of his friend are concerned,” a source close to the troubled thesp said. “He’s killing himself!”
Sutherland was gulping down numerous glasses of wine in the bar until 2 AM , an eyewitness revealed.
Two hours later, an even more intoxicated — and now shirtless – Sutherland was booted from the club by four bouncers! One ox had Keifer in a headlock, shoving him into the backseat of a waiting car where he was driven back to his hotel.
“EVERYONE’s tired of his destructive behavior,” the source concluded. “We’re deeply disappointed.”
I like how sometimes I get the feeling that National Enquirer is making stories up because they're really good ones. I have to applaud them for some excellent creative story telling. But it will then be more of a shock when everything turns out to be true.
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