Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

Thought #1: my face is my face, my heart is my heart, my money is my money. Oh, and my songs are MY songs+If you can't write your own songs?
Thought #2: if you can't write your own songs maybe you should just be happy that you fooled someone into doing your work for you...

Or, thought #3:maybe you should go someone nice+live off your husband's money, u know the money he made for writing all those great songs.

Thought #4: when you issue someone an apology on YOUR facebook page you might actually mean it and take responsibility for it. But...

Thought #5: the world is aware of your lack of responsibility, as seen in the gov't taking away your parental right. Only you could abandon!

Only u could abandon such a beautiful, incredible child who is smarter than u, cooler than u, and better than u. Oops, did I say too much?

Thought #6: so have your moment, burn up in the sun that laughs at u as equally as it appears to celebrate u+sleep knowing u have no honor.

"My sister weighs less than I do, and she just had a baby -- so that's kind of fascinating to me!" Kim, 29, told UsMagazine.com at Wet Republic in Las Vegas Saturday, where she celebrated Kourtney's 31st birthday with Khloe.
So how did Kourtney slim down after having Mason last December?
"Definitely breastfeeding helps," she told Us. "Everyone says that, but it's really true -- and it's just being a busy mom."

"We will be getting restraining orders... It will happen imminently," Dina says. "My children are petrified of him."
Michael said his 23-year-old daughter had "pale and bloodshot eyes" and that he was "shocked" at the state of her home.
Says Dina, "He's breaking in, saying all this stuff about her apartment. He's an absolute liar! He wasn't even allowed in there."
Dina calls Michael's actions "disgusting."
"All my kids... he's never been there. He's been in and out of jail for 10 years," says Lohan. "This guy has to be stopped. He's dangerous!"

Kim Kardashian is having stripper’s regret. The reality star now says she is sorry she took it all off for Playboy magazine in 2007.  And she blames her mom  for pushing her into it.

"I’m sorry I did Playboy.  I was uncomfortable," Kim tells Harper’s Bazaar in a new interview where she - ironically - strips down again. 

So why did she do Playboy?  Her mom Kris Jenner told her to "go for it," recalls Kim, who also quotes her mom as saying, "They might never ask you again.  Our show isn’t on the air yet.  No one knows who you are.  Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age."

Lindsay Lohan was axed from a movie because she's not "bankable" -- this according a source connected with the production of the flick. Lindsay was slated to star in "The Other Side," a movie about a grad student working on a deserted island.

David Michaels, the writer/director, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."

But sources connected with the film tell us the people financing the film were skittish about relying on Lindsay.