Megan Fox Is Casual

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Megan Fox is not at her sexiest. But that shouldn't deter you from checking out how casual Megan can still knock your socks off. Geddit? She's hot! So awesome. More below:


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Olivia Munn Wears Leather Boots To PETA's Event

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Olivia Munn was on some PETA ad yesterday for elephants, and then all a sudden, she's weather leather. Or is that really pleather?

So anyway, PETA did the right thing by asking her to remove the boots and shoot without any on in the first place. They won't take chances! No sirree no!


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Erin Lucas FTW At Iron Man 2 Premiere

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Here are the other premiere pictures that you don't get to see. Here's Erin Lucas at the premiere because she was invited to it. She must be some celebrity, and she damn well is showing that she really is. Iron Man meet Transparent Satin Girl!


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Michael Lohan's Twitter Got "Hacked"

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Apparently, "someone", "hacked" into Michael Lohan's Twitter account and tweeted that Lindsay Lohan ahd slept with Tommy Mottola at the age of 17 and that she is HIV positive. What a horrible thing to say. All these were removed but not before Michael took a stab at Perez Hilton for being the devil.

NOTICE,There is an imposter on Twitter,and whoever the imposter is that posted that disgusting comment about my daughter, is now on notice.
My attorney ,Lisa Bloom will be contacting the authorities to find out who is responsible for this "criminal act" of ID theft,/imperaonation
Stop stirring up trouble Perez, you're disgusting.Hell awaits you.You are only getting a taste now.U R the one who is likely to get AIDS!
@perezhilton and you are also the one who wishes you slept with Moguls! leave us alone. Or are you that obsessed?!
@perezhilton... for all I (we ) know, you hack accounts and make most of this stuff up yourself, you sausage jockey

Lol. Sausage jockey. I hate to get literal on things but however you read it, it sure is funny. Michael Lohan is a sausage jockey!

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Everyone Was At The Iron Man 2 Premiere

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Everyone was at the Iron Man 2 premiere. At least, the cast was. And guess what? So was I! I absolutely loved the show. Its pretty awesome. Robots and man coming together as one. Now that's surely better than..er..ok no its not better than sexy time.


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Courtney Love Claims She Banged Gavin Rossdale

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Courtney Love must be on some kind of drug lately, (when was she ever not on drugs?) and she explains why she was on Howard Stern yesterday morning and claims to have banged Gavin Rossdale while he was with Gwen Stefani. Us Magazine:

"Everyone gave me so much s--- because Gavin sounded like a lot like Kurt...." Love said. "But man, he was such an Adonis in his day! He got good in bed ... something happened. Maybe Gwen taught him, for all I know."
Stern then asked her, "You were [having sex] him while he was with Gwen Stefani?
"Yes," Love replied. "She does know."
Stern continued: "You mean he was having sex with you while he was with her?"
"Everyone ... yeah ... and a few other people," Love said. "We didn't have a lot of pressure on each other, but we did like each other quite a bit."

That's ridiculous. Its like saying my parents are James and Mary, when they are just Hercules. That's right folks. I'm sculpted from my father's beautiful spartan image!


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Scarlett Johansson. We Expected More

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Here's Scarlett Johansson at the Iron Man 2 premiere but not looking to her absolutely hottest. Its a shame. Its as if Ryan Reynolds decreed that she shall not be revealing any more assets except to the conservator of those puppies which is him. Why oh why?


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Helena Mattsson Is Drop Dead Gorgeous

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Here's Helena Mattsson at the Iron Man 2 premiere. By the looks of her attending the premiere, I'm going to bet all my life savings that this is going to be an awesome show. Although, it would have been ever better if she were to be in it. And look! There's a bit of a wardrobe malfunction too! Are you as hawk-eye as me to spot it? Lets find out!


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Paris Is A Time Traveler For Sure

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Here's a picture comparing Paris Hilton's small boobies and her extremely large boobies. They seem to be different. And I mean very different. But seriously, how about considering that there are two versions of Paris in the same timeline. But one of them, is a traveler from the future. Can you can guess who?

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Lindsay Lohan Sort Of Assaults Sam Ronson

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Word on the street is that Lindsay has been banned from the LA Hotspot Trousdale after committing a misdemeanor assault on her ex-gf Sam Ronson. According to the New York Post:

Troubled Lindsay Lohan has been banned from hot LA club Trousdale after throwing a glass at ex Samantha Ronson's head. Witnesses tell us that Ronson was sitting with friends when Lohan stormed up and suddenly threw her drink -- including the glass -- at her on Friday night. A spy told us: "Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

Woah. It looks like the crazy has accelerated. Someone call in Michael Lohan to quickly take over all of Lindsay's "cash".


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