Lindsay Lohan Most Likely Going To Jail

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Lindsay Lohan has violated her probation and could very well see herself in jail as early as next month. TMZ says:

Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. The only exception -- if she was in inpatient rehab. And the judge was explicit ... if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
The school in which Lindsay enrolled is required by state law to inform the court only if the student is MIA for 21 days. So here's the disconnect: The school has not reported an attendance violation ... because Lindsay frequently waited until the 21st day to attend classes.
Bottom line -- Lindsay met the school's requirement, but squarely violated the judge's order.

Celebrity justice. Will Lindsay Lohan be doing any jail time? We don't know. We're not sure. We hope not!


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Christina Ricci Is A Fox

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I don't know what everyone says about Christina Ricci, but I think she's incredibly smoking hot. If only leprechauns all were this hot, I'd like to be on the rainbow too waiting to bump into one with a pot of gold!


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Michelle Trachtenberg Got Fat

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The picture on the left is Michelle Trachtenberg four months ago. And the picture on the right is the current Michelle. What happened to Michelle? Was it too much bacon? Wow? Super sexy yo!
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Scientology Couldn't Get Brad

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Scientology almost got to Brad Pitt via his crazy ex Juliette Lewis. The Daily Star says:

Brad Pitt was a prime target for Scientology recruiters before he met Angelina Jolie, a new book claims. He was introduced to the oddball cult by his girlfriend at the time, actress Juliette Lewis. The two became regular visitors to the Scientology Celebrity Center in LA. Official church records reveal Pitt completed two courses - one of which was entitled “Human Evaluation” - at the centre in July 1991 and May 1993.

Author, Amy Scobee, says: “In the end, Brad didn’t think it was for him and he and Juliette broke up.”

But Scientology leaders didn’t give up on Pitt, now 46. Scobee, a member of the church for ten years, adds: “He was high on the church president’s list of stars they felt could be ‘recovered’. There are many household names on that list and they never, ever give up hope of another major catch like Tom Cruise.”

Thank goodness Brad didn't hop on the bandwagon of crazy. Otherwise we won't be seeing Brangelina at all. I sure don't want to imagine if he were a whacko Scientologist. Would he be like Tom Cruise hoping on sofas too?
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Halle Berry Is Single

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Halle Berry is single now because Gabriel Aubry broke up with her and had the decency to give her some leeway so he doesn't become another Tiger or Jesse James. Aww. Radaronline reports:

"Gabriel just felt it wasn't working anymore," the source says. "When they were first together the 9-year age difference between them didn't phase him, she was the most beautiful woman he had ever dated and he was totally in love. But as time went on he started feeling it more and more.
"Also, Gabriel started noticing other women, and being attracted to others, and he felt it just wasn't right to stay with Halle in those circumstances.
"Gabriel is a really nice, decent guy and he would never cheat on her, but I suspect that he had become attracted to someone and that he felt he needed to break it off with Halle before anything developed any further."

Gabriel Aubry has probably had enough sex with Halle Berry that he thinks its way past the expiry date. What a great guy. To leave something like this:


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Diora Baird Makes Twitter Nice

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Here's Diora Baird adding to the tons of cleavage shots Twitpic already has. And is this what twitter is going to be used for in the future? I've got no complaints. One more shot below:

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Olivia Munn In Lingerie In FHM

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Olivia Munn's superstardom has risen because of her role in Iron Man 2. Sure it might have been a short role but at the very least, she's been upgraded to this status and now we're
checking her out in lingerie!

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Amy Winehouse Causes HAvoc At Hospital

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So what's new with Amy Winehouse? The Sun says:

Amy Winehouise was back in hospital [Tuesday] night suffering fresh agony from her new boobs - after she drunkenly fell and bruised them. Her injuries were described as "not serious" but her agent said: "She really likes the clinic so may stay a few days."

[A hospital source] said: "Amy was running up and down the corridors with her top off and reeking of booze. She has been heard complaining of pain caused by bruising on her breasts and around her ribs. The nurses had to step in and ask her to calm down. Eventually she had to be taken back to her room. The ward sister was absolutely fuming."

Another source said of the tumble: "She'd had a few. At first she thought she had broken something, so got her security to take her to hospital. The doctors were worried she might be concussed because she had a big bump on her head and a cut above her eye."

Man, Amy is hardcore. But she better becareful she doesn't puncture those fake boobs of hers. That would be disastrous.


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Kate Hudson Brings Out The Stunning

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The mystery of Kate Hudson's breasts continue. Is she fat? Is she pregnant? Did she get implants? All these things are going through my head without any definite answer! I'm speculating she went to a B cup size. Because, why the hell not right?


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Brooke Hogan Is Distracting To Some

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Here's a Brooke Hogan update and I'm surprised with boobs like that she wasn't jumped on by her dad in the first place. What is going on? Curvaceous large thing isn't she? More below:


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