Christina Aguilera Is Still Trying Her Luck With This New Look

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I would have given up ages ago if I was Christina Aguilera. This look does not suit her and makes her look like the hottest clown ever. I bet clowns all over are going ape over her look. What else is included in this? Guaranteed clown boner! More below:


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Cheryl Tweedy's Hotness Continues

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Cheryl Tweedy is showing off her incredible hotness once again, this time in some leopard print dress. And because the World Cup is coming soon, its unclear if she'll be rooting for ex-hubby, but still, we hope we see her in hot sports watching outfits soon!


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Lady Gaga Attends Her Sister's Graduation

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Wearing this. Embarrass? Or proud? Her little sister's high school graduation held at NYC's Convent of the Sacred Heart. Why blend in right?


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Les Grossman Is Going To Be A Movie

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Tom Cruise made quite an impression when he brought back the whole Les Grossman act at the MTV Movie Awards. Turns out they're going to make a movie out of it. Coming Soon:

Paramount Pictures and MTV Films announced today that they are set to develop a movie around mega-producer Les Grossman. The announcement comes on the heels of Grossman’s groundbreaking and visionary production of the soon-to-be Emmy® award-winning 2010 MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Tom Cruise, along with Ben Stiller and Stuart Cornfeld of Red Hour Films will produce and have secured the life rights to Grossman.
Grossman, best known as a mega producer, has most recently mentored talents such as Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. In 2008, Grossman was introduced to the masses by Stiller in the comedy “Tropic Thunder” where the famed producer had a cameo playing himself.

Said Ben Stiller: “Les Grossman's life story is an inspiring tale of the classic human struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote, ‘Fucking kill the shit out of this movie and make Citizen fucking Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.”

Looks like Tom Cruise has found the role of his calling. Being an asshole works just well.
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Shania Twain Is Single

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Looks like Shania Twain is now officially divorced from her douche bag husband Robert Lange. He left her for her best friend. Wtf. That's like a dick move and a low blow to any human being. Still, she can at least sleep at night by realizing her best friend is one helluva butt ugly creature:


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Leonardo DiCaprio And Bar Rafaeli At The Airport

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Trying to go unnoticed, here's Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Rafaeli at the airport. They're even wearing caps to stay out of the paps' lens. More below:


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Simon Stares Down

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Here's Simon taking a peak at Amanda Holden's cleavage at The Philips British Academy Television Awards (BAFTA) in London. He should have been wearing this though when he did:
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Swedish Pop Star: Agnes Carlsson

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Here's Swedish pop star Agnes Carlsson again, for our afternoon link fillers. She looks like a hybrid of Scarlett Johansson, Leona Lewis and a couple more. Only thing, it might not have been that great after all. Except for her incredibly long legs. More below:


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Pixie Lott Is Afternoon Filler

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Here are some pictures of Pixie Lott. And as you can tell, its a pretty slow day, which makes her, the afternoon filler! Not everyone gets this chance, but we reckon it should be an honor anyway since she's never been on Patpoh before. More below:


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Rosie Jones Is Rooting For England I Guess

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The World Cup is starting tomorrow! And its going to be an exciting long month of nothing but football, as the rest of the world call it. Here is Rosie Jones, and we know who she's rooting for. Those Englishmen better be grateful for this and get into the quarter finals at the very least, right? Yeah that better happen. Or it will be for naught!


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