Britney Spears Still Pwning In A Bikini

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If you're wondering like I am, then continue, Because here's the sort of awesome that never came 5 years ago. Talk about late. More of Britney in the gallery:

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"I Thought It Was Bubblegum" Should Be Made Into A Shirt

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And here's the best excuse we've been waiting for. Its so good, I want it on my blank shirt. via People:

When a little white baggie fell out of the purse she was carrying, Paris Hilton had an explanation for Las Vegas police.
“She had not seen it but now thought it was gum,” said an officer’s report.

Forget it, authorities, There's no point trying to arrest Paris. You only did it once. YOu'll never do it again!
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Cameron Diaz And A-Rod Giving Marriage A Trial Run

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Cameron Diaz and Alex Rodriguez are giving marriage a trial run. She's moved in to his place. Expect lots more to come. From the journalistic integrity of National Enquirer:

"[Alex] said things are going so well that they needed to take the next step in their relationship. With Cam, he feels he's found the best of both worlds - an independent career woman who's also drop-dead gorgeous."

"Alex loves that Cam doesn't feel a need to make a spectacle of their love affair," the source said. "By not pressuring him, Cameron won him over." During the July visit, Cameron began moving clothes and furniture from storage into A-Rod's Upper West Side condo, the source said. When he travels to Los Angeles, A-Rod reportedly stays at Cameron's newly purchased $10 million, six-bedroom mansion in Beverly Hills. "For now, Cam and Alex intend to be bi-coastal," said the source. "She's been telling friends as long as their new arrangement doesn't hit any bumps, they hope to be married this time next year."

Lets give it a few more months. On one hand we're happy Cam found a man and managed to figure the perfect way to snag him.

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Paris Hilton Gets A Felony Charge

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Another media fiasco, presumably all planned by everyone including the authorities to put on a show of whether or not they can triumph in a celebrity case against Paris Hilton. She was earlier caught with coccaine, and now they're going to charge her with drug possesion. TMZ reports:

According to the police report, obtained by TMZ, the cop who stopped the Escalade pulled along the passenger side of the vehicle and smelled “the strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.”
The cop writes he noticed immediately the passenger was Paris. He then observed her trying to roll up the window.
After the traffic stop and a crowd of 100 people gathered around, Hilton said she was “extremely embarrassed” and asked the cop if she could go to the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel.
At the hotel, Paris told the cop she needed lip balm so the cop handed Paris her purse: “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”
The cop also says … inside the purse was a “broken tablet of Albuterol” — a prescription medication used to control wheezing. And cops say they found Zig Zag wrappers … used to roll joints.

We're just waiting for the greatest biggest excuse ever to come. Which no one will be able to beat. Waiting...waiting...

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Katy Perry Had A Wardrobe Malfunction

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But manages to save it! Katy Perry is not only a teaser, but also a very clever safe of wardrobe malfunctions. Here she is below, and just when you think you've caught a break, wham! You're wrong!

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Brooklyn Decker Ditches Casual For Awesome

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Brooklyn Decker was all casual earlier on until these came along. We aplaud the talent of being able to be so versatile. More of Brooklyn below:

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Rawr! Britney Spears Bikini Week Started Last Week

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I can't remember the signs of some Brtitney crazy, but here they are. Its the good kind of crazy. The stuff of crazy that oh how we wished she would have had before instead of going all bald and actually crazy. More of Britney in the gallery:

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Its A Blake Lively Picture Moment

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Is this Blake Lilvey pairing a shirt with a skirt? Its a first! Or is this a tshirt dress? One that disguises both the ideals and comfort of a t-shirt and the elegance of a skirt. I can't decide! More of Blake below:


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Kelly Brook Hotness To Wrap Up The Day

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Its been a good whole 3-4 days without Kelly Brook, and we were beginning to feel a little lonely! But don't despair, even if we're on leave, we're going to keep bringing you Kelly Brook goodness when we hear of it!

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Lindsay Forgets Something While Pumping Gas

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And the answer is not "pumping gas!!". Here's Lindsay, pulling a Britney, but this time, a little more braver. She's in a see thru black top at a gas station. Can't get any more better than this! More of Lindsay below!

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