Tile Tequila Got Attacked, According To....Tila Tequila

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Tila Tequila, apparently got attacked by Juggalos. She claims to have been attacked while performing at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois on Friday night. So she did the only thing anyone else can think of. Which was to send some pictures to TMZ of her alleged injuries.

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”
She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

TMZ also posted a video of the attack. Hm, ok, "attack". What is the truth anymore? I don't know!

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Emmy Rossum Looks Pretty Damn Fit

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Here's Emmy Rossum, and by all accounts she saves the day from having us look at Jenny McCarthy in the previous post. Sure, there's cleavage, but is there hotness involved too? Unlike Jenny, Emmy really knows how to spice up a simple tank top. Cute! Adorable. More in the gallery:

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I Can See Why Jim Carrey Didn't Want This

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Here's Jenny McCarthy, dressed like this. On top of the obvious, 'wow that's some awesome cleavage' thought, perhaps looking at her closely has made me realised that she looks a little too man-lish for my liking. And that aside, I'm pretty sure Jim feels the same way about it too. But why is she in this outfit?

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OMG. Its Snooki The Beast

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Most people don't have bestiality on their minds, but when it comes to Snooki, one can only imagine that this is the most plausible and reasonable argument she's dressed like this. Its censored by the way, because that's how things should be. No one alive should be allowed to see anything like that.

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Afternoon Models: Shane van der Westhuizen

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Its the afternoon once more, and galore galore, here comes Shane van der Westhuizen pimping up the pages once more. She's hot no doubt, so lets hope she gets a lucky break somewhere in between!

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NPH Is Going To Be A Dad!

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Legendary!!! E! News is reporting that Neil Patrick Harris and his partner David Burtka are expecting twin babies in a few months.

NPH Tweeted today that it's a fact that he's expecting twin chirruns with his partner. He Tweeted this: "So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We're super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy..."
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Hillary Duff Is Married!

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So looks like all those times Hillary Duff was busy working out was just so she can fit into her wedding dress? Anyway, she got married on Sunday to 29 year old Canadian hockey player Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara. She is officially a WAG now. OK! Magazine reports that she looked radiant in her Vera Wang gown. Check out some pics below:

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Its Madonna's Birthday!

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Madonna's birthday was yesterday, and she's a ripe old age of 65,000 years old. That's how long Death has been around, so I've been told! Anyway, here's Vadge and her crew celebrating her birthday.

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Sylvester Stallone Talks The Expendables


The Expendables are out, and here's Sylvester Stallone promoting it on Jimmy Kimmel. More below:
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Kelly Brook Snubs A Homeless Man!

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Kelly Brook walks past a homeless man. Not asking for some honey or kisses or hugs, but rather some change. And Kelly Brook just walks past him. Cruel? Bad? We don't know. Maybe the guy's mute, and doesn't say anything perhaps. More below:


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