Patpoh - The Truth Is Out There

On her ass being the smoothest mountain in North American:
“I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal! Arms, bikini, legs, underarms…my entire body is hairless.”

On her willingness to do whatever it takes to be on TV:
“In elementary school, The Real World came on, and I was like, That’s it! I know I want to be on a reality show. And I was like, OK, when I’m old enough, I will make an audition tape.”

On pretending her sex tape wasn’t the “audition tape” mentioned above:
“It was humiliating. But now let’s move on. Not that I don’t think it’s [no one's] business, but I think I’ve done a good job of replacing negative things with positive things. Doing a show with my entire family, I think people got to see the real me.”

“Everyone started booing,” she describes, “and I was like, ‘Alright, this is a violent and tough crowd,’ so I went out there just to try and have fun…But immediately before I got up there, things were being thrown, there was so much stuff being thrown, besides just beer bottles.”
Tequila says she kept tripping over things, and at one point, she “looked down and saw human poop.”
She tells E!, pointing to a bandage on her face, that she saw the guy who threw a big rock at her, causing the injury.
“These weren’t fans or people that are like, ‘Let’s embarrass her and boo her off stage,’ but looking at these people, or monsters, whatever they are, they looked very angry and violent,” Tequila says.
And now, she says, after being stitched up and told to stay out of the sun for a year, her attorney is on the case.
“He’s taking care of that and we have all of our witnesses together, and I’m hoping this is the last Juggalos gathering they’ll ever have,” Tequila says. “Because it’s been such an underground type of concert and I’m glad that I could bring this to mainstream and expose them for what they do to people and women and that it’s not OK.“

According to Montana, her dad said, “I’m not going to speak with you ’till you turn your life around.” Laurence was referring to his daughter joining the ranks of Vivid Entertainment as a porn star.
“You used your last name. No one uses their real name in porn.”