Afternoon Models: Jordan Carver

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Kim Kardashian Is Attractive

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Here's Kim Kardashian and I'll be damned. She's way hot. I don't know how Kim Kardashian manages to get hotter and hotter all the time, but she just does. Also, she's got big boobs and a huge bum, so maybe that could be one of the contributing factors.


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Taylor Momsen Was At Dave Letterman

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Taylor Momsen somehow managed to land herself a gig in Letterman and she brought along her bandmates who might have been pressuring her to use her star power to command some shit like that before they make a jump to another band that pays. Haha, so I laughed. More of Taylor at the bottom:

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Charlize Theron Special - In 2 Days In The Valley (NSFW)

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Here are scenes from when before Charlize Theron became the super famous fox that she is. She did a topless scene! This post is NSFW, and its a Saturday edition. Watch the video below:


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Paris Hilton's BF Pulled A Gun On Her Intruder

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Looks like Paris Hilton is dating Vegas nightclub kingpin Cy Waits, who incidentally owns a gun, and when they heard noises in the middle of the night, he pulled a gun on the intruder. Tough luck. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources confirm … Hilton’s BF — Vegas nightclub kingpin Cy Waits — told police that he and Paris heard loud banging noises coming from downstairs around 6:30 AM Tuesday … so he grabbed his gun and went to check out the situation.
We’re told Cy claims he spotted Nathan Parada peering through a window and carrying two knives — a large kitchen knife and a buck hunting knife.
Cy immediately went outside — with his weapon drawn — and ordered Parada to drop the knives and lay on his stomach. We’re told Cy kept his gun pointed at Parada until cops arrived.

Ok, that's pretty bad-ass! So lets digress with more Paris pictures:

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Bruce Willis Likes His Steak A Certain Style

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Bruce Willis doesn't like his dinner all fucked up. From National Enquirer:

Eyewitnesses were shocked when Bruce Willis, dining with wife Emma Heming at the legendary BevHills Hotel Polo Lounge, made a waitress break down in tears after angrily rejecting his meal not once, not twice - but three times! "When Bruce got the lunch he'd ordered, he told the waitress it didn't taste right, so she took it back to the kitchen," said My Spy. "When the waitress brought it out again, Bruce tasted it - then complained bitterly that someone in the kitchen needed to be replaced! He ranted on and on before returning his lunch a second time." When the waitress bustled back with Meal Three, Bruce took one bite, immediately pushed his plate away and whined like a kranky kid: "I can't eat this! I don't understand why you can't get this right." As Bully Baldy lasered his trademark glare at the trembling waitress, she suddenly burst into tears and split. Wife Emma, noticeably embarrassed, abandoned her own lunch when Bruce stood and told her: "We're leaving!" (Print Edition - 8/16)

I'd question whether or not National Enquirer is correct here, but who cares? He's got a hot wife!

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Lindsay Lohan's Money Is In Good Hands

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Lindsay Lohan is getting her finances sorted out. The team of witchery goodness that brought Britney's finances / career back on track now want to help Lindsay sort her life out too. Page Six reports:

The troubled starlet has handed the reins of her messy finances to Lou Taylor, the savvy, no-nonsense Nashville businesswoman who guided Spears back from the brink. Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, is also believed to be interested in getting involved in Lohan’s music career.
Lohan is currently lying low at home in LA, where just two days out of rehab, she’s already turning down offers of up to $150,000 to host parties at clubs and casinos.
Another source said, “Lindsay knows she has to stay home and behave, she knows one wrong move could land her back in jail. She has support from her mom, Dina, and Lou Taylor, who is a strong influence and a deeply religious and principled woman.

But does she have any more money left? That's the bigger question!

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Katy Perry Is Your Morning coffee

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Chances are, you're reading this and its still in the morning. Haven't got your fix of morning coffee just yet? No worries? Katy Perry's your cuppa. She performed her hit song "California Gurls" on the Today Show this morning, which you can check out the clip below. Also, what we'll know, is that we finally have confirmation that Katy Perry is a fan of your granny's panties. Look! She's wearing them. Man she makes me so confused sometimes. Video below:



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Karissa Shannon Says There's A Sex Tape, But Heidi Says No

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Just what the heck is going on over here? First there are talks that there's a sex tape and then there isn't, and then now, there's some girl on girl action, and now there isn't again. Sick of all these lies? Me too! What a coincidence. RadarOnline reports:

“Me and Heidi were hanging out at her house in Malibu and he came over to pick up some stuff and he ‘accidentally’ took my camera,” Karissa told RadarOnline.com. “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”
Karissa told RadarOnline.com that she has no plans to promote the tape and doesn’t “want people to see it.”

And now, Heidi is reverting to saying stuff like Spencer made the whole thing up. TMZ reports:

“I don’t think Spencer has any footage of the two of us. I think hes (sic) making it up for publicity for a new reality show he wants me to do but I really can’t tell. He can be sneaky.”
But then Heidi writes to Hirsch, “I wanted to drop you a line and let you know where Im (sic) at with all of this. If you decide to come to Costa Rica I look forward to hearing your thoughts.”

This is a marketing scheme so well known in the market already. Confirm it. Tease about it. Deny it. Vehemently deny it. And then later on, get Vivid to launch it. Sit back. Relax. And let the good cash roll in.

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Jessica Alba Is Number One

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Say what you can about Jessica Alba, but she invented the "Jessica Alba" pose on the beach, and right now, not content with setting a legacy for everyone, she's moved on to inventing "The Balcony". Jessica Alba FTW.

And just for the record here's some trying to mimic her: links to "the Jessica Alba":

Jenna Dewan - 1
Jenna Dewan - 2
Victoria Silvstedt
Jennifer Aniston
Karina Smirnoff
Katie Price


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