Demi Moore Should Stop Posing Like She's 15

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Maybe marrying a younger guy creates illusions in Demi Moore's mind. I guess it's a good thing when you begin to feel young all over again, but what's with the teenage poses, Demi?! She's been tweeting pictures of herself boasting her awesome 47-year old bikini body - not that we mind, but come on! I feel like I'm looking at a child, which makes me sick!



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Good Evening Heidi Johnsen

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I think Norwegian model Heidi Johnsen can ride my Johnson dreams tonight. She even looks hot without makeup.




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Julia Roberts Forgot To Shave Her Arm Pits

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Although she's looking nice and trim at 42 on a holiday in Hawaii with her family, the Pretty Woman star didn't bother shaving her underarms. Whether it has to do with an acting role or if motherhood is taking its toll on her, I find it kinda disturbing.

Come on Julia! Shave those pits!


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Jessica Alba Is A Hot Honey Bee

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Everytime I look at Jessica Alba I can't stop asking myself how a person could look so sun-kissed all over, all the time. Cash Warren better appreciate his fine piece of wife-ass or I might threaten to seduce her with my awesome wit and charm. Anyway here she is outside the Letterman studios looking like hot honey on a stick.


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Mary Louise Parker Is A Fox

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MILF alert! This TV Mom in black lacy things make my eyeballs want to lick her all over. I think I'll go on a Weeds marathon after this.


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Jim Carrey Desperately Hits On Beach Bunnies in Malibu

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Funnyman and now lonelyman Jim Carrey is still single after splitting with Jenny McCarthy and he's either loving it or desperately trying to get back into the body-bumping game.

According to National Enquirer:

Jim Carrey, still solo romantically after his bustup with Jenny McCarthy, roamed all over a Malibu private beach checking out and chatting up one bikini-clad babe after another. Did Jim get lucky? Said my SpyWitness: "Who knows? He wound up jotting down four phone numbers on a newspaper he was holding."

I'd give him that much respect for nailing random chicks' numbers. Then again I guess once you've graced the silver screens, it's a whole world easier to get a chick or two, or three (at one time) to ride you into the dawn of day. See that's why I wanted to become an actor so badly. Because women are my passion.


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Emmanuelle Chriqui's Nipple-Poke

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Move over Natalie Portman, Emmanuelle's nipple poke just ousted yours. Here's Emmanuelle Chriqui at the "Women In Film Pre-Emmy Party" at The Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood looking every inch of sexy as possible.


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Unclassy Rachel Uchitel Is Getting Blacklisted By Manhattan People

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Low-life celebrity whore Rachel Uchitel is being snubbed by Manhattan's upper crust society because she's....... a whore. Her millions earned from blowjobbing Tiger Woods' peen helping break up Tiger Woods' marriage obviously hasn't bought her any class.

According to National Enquirer:

Sources say she's trying to settle down in a newly renovated three-bedroom, three-bath New York City Park Avenue condominium listed at $1,995,000. but a local real estate insider told The Enquirer exclusively that even though Rachel has the money to buy the place outright, the condo board is "fighting tooth and nail to keep her out."

"Rachel made out really well from her affair with Tiger- thanks to lawyer Gloria Allred- but that doesn't mean she's considered respectable by the board," continued the insider. "Manhattan is famous for being ultra-selective when it comes to approving who buys apartments, and this luxury building is no different. They consider Rachel a homewrecker and money-grubber, and don't buy into the idea that she is a respectable celebrity."

"Rachel believes she made her money fair and square and should be able to buy whatever apartment she can afford," added the insider. "But the other homeowners feel she helped break up Tiger's marriage and profited from it, and she's not the type of person they want as a neighbor."

This must have come as a shocker to Rachel, who thinks her dirty money can buy a spot of high-class on the Upper East Side. It's just too bad most of Manhattan's buildings have a 'No Whores Allowed' policy


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Lindsay Lohan Is A Damn Good Actress

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Honest! She said so herself! In an interview with Vanity Fair, she talked about her alleged drug abuse and her acting gold. Hollywood always gets blamed for the pressures of drug abuse. Leave Hollywood Alone!!!

According to US Mag:

On taking drugs because clearly, people forced her to so it's totally not her fault:
“I’ve never abused prescription drugs. I never have — never in my life. I have no desire to. That’s not who I am. I’ve admitted to the things that I’ve done — to, you know, dabbling in certain things and trying things ’cause I was young and curious and thought it was like, O.K., ’cause other people were doing it and other people put it in front of me. And I see what happened in my life because of it.”

On emulating Britney Spears:
When she first moved to Los Angeles, she says tabloids were her main source of news and that was “really scary and sad … I would look up to those girls … the Britneys and whatever. And I would be like, I want to be like that.”

On acting:
“I want my career back. I know that I’m a damn good actress, and it’s been my passion since I was a child, and I know that when I care about something, I put 100 percent and more into it.”

On clubbing and how stupid it is:
“I want the respect that I had when I was doing great movies. And if that takes not going out to a club at night, then so be it. It’s not fun anyway. I don’t care. It’s the same thing every time.”
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Anne Hathaway Pulled An Emma Watson

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It's probably the shortest I've seen her hair, but Anne Hathaway is now a boy. Yes, that's a really shallow remark but I really don't like her in short hair. Anyway I was glad to find out that this hair-dropping incident happened for a film called 'One Day', and its a bloody wig. Are ya shittin' me?! I hate getting the bejeezus scared out of my hairy ass.

Anne Hathaway may not be a shagadelic Hollywood hottie, but she's one of those girls I feel deserves a cuddle.


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