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No. 46843    Date 2010/09/03 17:32

Lindsay Lohan Uninvited From Her Machete Premiere

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While Jessica Alba was busy gracing the red carpet at the Machete premiere in Venice, Italy, Robert Rodriguez, co-director of the movie Machete didn't want Lindsay Lohan to attend her movie premiere.

"He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn’t go," says the source.

While a 20th Century Fox rep says it's "not true," the source tells Us, "She wasn’t welcome there."


Looks like jail and rehab time earned Lindsay a baaaaad rep even though she's such a great actress.

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No. 46841    Date 2010/09/03 15:42

Vanessa Hudgens Takes My Advice

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While on the liquor run, Van-Van has visibly a little less clothing than this disastrous ensemble which she stabbed my eyes out with. I'm 50-50 with this one. I still cannot find her sexy. It's like finding chipmunks sexy.


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No. 46840    Date 2010/09/03 15:00

Paris Hilton's Purse-Lie Sucks

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When Paris Hilton got caught for carrying cocaine (which she thought was gum) in her purse, she said the purse belonged to her friend and that she had no idea there was cocaine in there.

Then, because Paris has the IQ of a 13 year old, she forgot she had posted a twitpic of her Chanel purse in mid-July, which is identical to her 'friend's one.

According to Radar:

In mid-July, Paris Tweeted  a photograph of a purse and wrote: "Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today :)" That purse appears to be identical to the purse she was carrying when arrested on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas last weekend.

Oh Paris, I'm going to love the judge's reaction to this charade.

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Notice the resemblance? I'm sure she really wanted to get the exact same design her friend had, knowing it's part of the evidence of her cocaine bust.
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No. 46839    Date 2010/09/03 14:29

Rachel Weisz Is Art In Black & White

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I love Rachel Weisz. Ever since I laid puppy eyes on her in The Mummy, I have reserved an eternal soft spot for her in my pocket of celebrihearts. And then I saw her in a few others in her quirky characters, and I'm like (and I NEVER man down for others, ok) awwww! Anyway she looks like a work of art in GQ, in black and white. Maybe its just the black and white effect, but I love it.




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No. 46838    Date 2010/09/03 14:10

Maggie Gyllenhaal Covers Up For Nanny McPhee

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Maggie Gyllenhaal seems to take on pretty much every role of a sexually liberated naked woman in Indie films and what not. So when I watched Nanny McPhee 2 last weekend with my neighbour's sister's friend's cousin's kids (I'm only trying to get into my neighbour's sister's pants, ok), I was appalled to see Maggie playing a stressed-out mum with like, a farm of kids. I'm so confused! I thinks he should go back to making more naked, emotionally-tortured-person movies.


Click here and here and here to watch some of her many nude scenes.


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No. 46837    Date 2010/09/03 13:34

Cheryl Tweety Wants Your Attention All-Year Round

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She's divorcing her cheating husband Ashley Cole today, and she's recovered from Malaria or something. Apart from that I hear she's a UK singer and a part of some band called Girls Aloud, whose songs I have never heard. I don't really know why she's so famous apart from being petite and super hot.

SO now we get to look at her tiny little frame everyday by buying her 2011 calendar. If you'd ask me, I think her calendar shoot is way too fashion-ish. It's like a calendar for fashion students. I'd much rather prefer her in a more risque outfit. Hello! Divorcee! Get your skin out, woman! Still, I wouldn't mind looking at her all year round. I can work on my imagination anyway.


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No. 46836    Date 2010/09/03 13:15

Olivia Munn Is Calming Her Vagina Down

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I can't think of anything else to describe this GQ art. I'm no photoshoot expert, but I think Olivia's vajayjay must be getting really angry. Maybe it's because she isn't getting A-list celeb fame? I don't know. I don't understand. What does this meeeeeaan????


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No. 46835    Date 2010/09/03 13:04

Jessica Alba Is Foxier Than A Fox!

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I can't believe I almost missed this! When they say she cleans up well, she really cleans up well! Here she is at the premiere of... hmm beats me. I know its her latest movie anyway and we'll see it soon enough.

OKAY, okay! Calm down people. She's at the premiere of 'Machete' in Venice. Darn, give me a break! Phe-ewh!

Here she is reminding you why hot, tanned, glistening babes like her always get chosen for hot movies, while frumpy yous get to chuck garbage down your throats just to watch hot people like her get hotter.




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No. 46834    Date 2010/09/03 12:46

Kim Kardashian Reveals Her Hourglass Secret

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If you're aspiring to have Kim Kardashian's body, you'll be glad to know that frozen treats will help your ass, and maybe boobs, out. For a girl who sits on her dingy ass all day wondering where to flaunt her ass-ets for the night, she's showing no signs of slowing down her big (fat) dreams.

Although I must compliment her choice of jeans. It's definitely less of an eye-sore compared to her lard-sculpting skinny jeans. Today, I will give her 1 point in the style attempt.



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No. 46833    Date 2010/09/03 11:38

Charlize Theron Needs A Proper Butt

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I mean, what is that? I'm proud of Charlize Theron for keeping skinny-people dreams alive and giving everyone a butt bit of thinspiration but good God, where is her ass? Needs work, Charlize.... it needs work. I wouldn't judge you for wearing a butt support either.


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