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No. 47773 Date 2010/10/30 11:23

Katy Perry Is A 10 Out Of 10 In Bed

Most people aren't lucky to have a 10 out of 10 freak in bed for a partner, so damn you Russell Brand! Katy says:

“He’s made no secret of what his life was like before me, but that’s then and this is the future.
“He’s cheated in the past but he knows how good he has it with me and I know he’d never do anything to jeopardize that. I trust him 100%.”
“Like Ludacris rapped, ‘I’m a lady in the street and a freak in the bed’.
“I can’t rate myself, but if you ask Russell I’m sure he’d give me a 10 out of 10.”

Unfortunately, most hot girls aren't great in bed. There should be a testament written on that for every guy to read. So should we believe her?

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No. 47772 Date 2010/10/30 11:19

Kate Hudson's Breasts Look Bigger Again

We'll never know whether or not Kate Hudson got breasts implants and here she is teasing us with the possibility as she walks around Beverly Hills with no bra and that shirt. Maybe she got small implants?

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No. 47771 Date 2010/10/30 11:17

Fergie Turns On The Super Hot And Sexy In Slash's New Video

Flash's Beautiful Dangerous video can only be explained in so many words. Just check it out!

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No. 47770 Date 2010/10/30 11:14

Lindsay Lohan Is In A PSA

Obviously filmed before she entered into rehab, Lindsay Lohan is in one of Judd Apatow's PSA for the American Jewish World Services where she cracks some jokes. Most of them are related to her, some like "getting paid". Seriously where is Mel Gibson when you need him?

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No. 47769 Date 2010/10/30 11:11

AnnaLynne McCord's Butt Is Dirty

AnnaLynne McCord is on set of 90210 filming some scenes and she's got her pants dirty! It looks like she either sat on something dirty or someone with dirty hands tried to touch her there leaving evidence. Needless to say, I washed my hands right after so no one will know.

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No. 47768 Date 2010/10/30 11:09

Do You Want to See More Of Kanye?

Literally more. Word got out that Kanye West was sending female fans photos of his penis. MediaTakeout.com got a hold of them and well, lets just say, we didn't want to see more of Kanye. Does this have the same effect with women as it does for dudes when women send naked pictures of themselves? I really don't think so.

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No. 47767 Date 2010/10/30 11:06

Christina Hendricks Is THICK

Christina Hendricks was on the set of Drive yesterday and here's her character taking part in some heist where she's sort of getting away. She's uber easy to recognize. Large woman who's voluptuous and THICK. That's the word. Christina Hendricks may have large breasts, but her entire body mass equates to the power of THICK.

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No. 47766 Date 2010/10/30 11:03

Hillary Duff Brings Her Cleavage to Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel is a lucky bastard because he got to see Hillary Duff's cleavage! Even after all our obligatory posts of Hillary Duff, she has not once shown it! So finally! All it takes is Jimmy Kimmel!

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No. 47765 Date 2010/10/30 00:40

Charlie Sheen Turns Into Mel Gibson When He Drinks

Apparently, Charlie Sheen was acting even crazier than reported, RadarOnline reports:

“He was punching the walls of the hotel room and going crazy and shouting ‘n**ger, n**ger, n**ger for no reason at all,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “It was absolutely bizarre. At this point the porn star he was with locked herself in the bathroom.
“What happened in that hotel room is worse than what anyone knows – and people already know a lot of awful things!”

In fact, the more this story unfolds, the stronger this points to: Charlie Sheen and Mel Gibson are the same person that traveled back in time or into the future and collided like that thus forming a similar story. RadarOnline:

“At one point he convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants.
“Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!”
Capri returned to the table and even though it was a private room, waiters and busboys were coming in and out of the room and noticed the commotion. Charlie’s assistant got nervous when he didn’t come back and asked Capri where he was. She told him and the assistant went to the bathroom to get Charlie.

Probably an attempt by that hooker / porn star to get more money. Its true what they say. These days you gotta do more than one sort of job to survive.

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No. 47764 Date 2010/10/30 00:35

Alessandra Ambrosio Introduces A New Bra

But she's not wearing it! Why not? She's in store somewhere in Canada to pump up the hype and crowd to come to the store. Works. Plus she's with Lily Aldridge.