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Jessica Biel could be the very reason makeup was invented.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were still very much together despite speculations of this and that. Here they were seen at a wedding.

Jessica Biel is completely stunning. Just exactly how I imagine she would look like after a rough and pleasurable night with a sex God like me.

Here are a few warning signs when people go crazy. They do things like take pictures of people taking pictures of them. While I think Jessica Biel is too hot for nature, and possibly too big boned, but nevertheless hot, I think she should sit back and relax. Either that, these are also early signs that a relationship is not working. How would I know? A girl never looked like that after a round with me. They're usually beat tired from the pleasures borderline to heavenly ones. Like chocolate. Yes I am like chocolate, only..chocolatier.

Jessica Biel has lovely friends. Or either that Jessica Biel is lovely herself for allowing her friends molest her while her boyfriend Justin Timberlake just a few feet away. I'm getting dirty with my thoughts.

Jessica Biel left a yoga studio in Santa Monica today and instead of heading right to her car, dumb bitch created a scene. She started shouting at the paps to "not get close to her" and "to get a real job."

Jessica Biel is in talks to play Wonder Woman in the Justice League of America movie. The all-star superhero geek-fest will also star Batman, Aquaman, Superman and The Flash. 

Come to think of it, Jessica Biel should really be....She-Hulk instead. A hot She Hulk.

FHM if famed for hot women. And so here is a shot of Jessica Biel on the cover of FHM France. I haven't got a clue what these french words are saying but my penis tells me its:

Jessica Biel will get naked because so many people wished for it, she is living proof that dreams come true.

More shots of Jessica below:

The New York Post is ratting out on Justin Timberlake. Saying that he can't stay faithful. I find that hard to believe, because Jessica Biel's his girl friend and not Cameron Diaz anymore. Page Six says:

Justin Timberlake's womanizing ways haven't changed. Spies spotted the notorious flirt "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette with long brown hair all night at a cocktail table near the dance floor" at an HBO party on the roof of the Tribeca Grand. "They were obviously into each other," said the spy. "It was just the two of them . . . he had no entourage at all." Another source dished to us, "He is notorious. He will [bleep] anything." A rep for Timberlake said, "I have no comment on his personal life.

Who the hell would be stupid enough to cheat on Jessica Biel. If I'm not mistaken, at certain angles, her boobs are size DDs. That's impossible to leave. Oh so said Socrates before he died.

Jessica Biel will be posing nude in the show where she plays a stripper, who will, eventually, strip. Yay!

Jessica Biel plans to shed her threads in the upcoming movie "Powder Blue"