No. 40275 Date 2009/03/24 12:18
Lauren Conrad Pretends She Knows About Finance
Lauren Conrad is putting her clothing line on hiatus and blames the economy, according to Page Six:
Some showrooms got a message from her camp saying, "In light of the economic climate, Lauren has decided to completely rethink her line." As a result, shipment of the last spring and summer delivery has been canceled, the memo said. Page Six previously reported that the line wasn't moving in stores like Kitson and Bloomingdale's.
Honey, Lauren... Instead of pretending that you understand what the economy crisis is all about, you might want to take a time off and consider if these factors as your major business obstacles:
1. Starring on The Hills is not the equivalent of a degree in fashion design. Are you sure you're talented?
2. Your fake life in The Hills shouldn't be extended to real life. Everybody knows that you're just pretending to be a designer... so it only make sense that Kitson and Bloomingdale's thought that you were just joking when you said that you were going to ship your line to them.
3. You're kinda nobody. That's one. And, without proper training and understanding of branding, you decided to make yourself a household brand? Are you suddenly Lauren Von Furstenberg? or Conrad de la Renta? Get a life, girl!
4. Your face is too wide and you voice is annoying.
