Did Sarah Palin Get Implants?

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Sarah Palin was at the 142nd Belmont Stakes and it looks like she's got some breast augmentation done. Either that, or its a bra. According to DC Blogger Wonkette:

And, having just now checked our tipster's hunch with another woman (also, coincidentally, named "Laura"), we can report with confidence that at least two people with experience in having breasts say that Sarah Palin sure looks like she was trotting out some new work at the horse races on Sunday.

It sure looks that way though. I'm not sure which is which.

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Sarah Palin Has A Lookalike Competition

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I don't know what's the obsession with Sarah Palin but I can say that many lookalikes are a thousand times hotter than the original. Here as proof, a competition. Some NSFW pics below. Be warned!


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No She Didn't (Wear Those Boots)!

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Stuff shiny patent leather, librarian specs and cougar's office attire in a massive blender and what you get is Sarah Palin latest look: high-powered MILF. Attending Alfalfa Club Annual Banquet by personal invitation from President Obama, Governor Plain clearly has issues finding the right shoes to the event. Oh wait, did she just got back from moose-hunting?


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Sarah Palin is Sticking Around for MORE

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It's our favourite topic of the day. Sarah Palin is still around and being pursued by by top talent agencies such as CAA, ICM, William Morris and Paradigm. All of them are looking to make her the "White Oprah" complete with book deal by the end of November. Here's what top professionals in the field told Page Six:

There are several of our imprints who are eager to talk to Governor Palin," Random House spokesman Stuart Applebaum said. "She clearly has a constituency and we know books by conservatively-centered politicos usually sell very, very well."
Public-relations powerhouse Howard Rubenstein added, "She's poised to make a ton of money." But he warned, "She ought to keep an eye on what her goals are for 2012. If she plays a game and looks foolish, if she sounds like she doesn't know what she's talking about - like saying Africa is a country - she may talk herself out of a political job."
Linda Mann, president of Mann Media, which books celebrities and fashionistas for TV, noted, "Her buzz is incredible. She has car-wreck appeal. You're compelled to watch, hoping she'll say the dumbest things possible. I'd propose a show combining her love of fashion and lack of brainpower - 'Project Dumbway.'

Maybe she'd be better at show business. I honestly don't really care what Sarah Palin does with herself now, as long as she isn't messing up a country I suppose that's fine. She could do very well next to Russell Peters. Be his assistant or something.
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Sarah Palin Wants To Play Tina Fey

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In a weird turn of events, Sarah Palin wants to dress up as Tina Fey for Halloween. She'll probably do a good job, if she kept her mouth shut. You betcha. And you want to know what else? It'll work dude. according to the Chicago Sun-Times:

Some key McCain staffers are content with Palin joking about the "SNL" routines on the campaign trail -- as when she scribbled "I'm not Tina Fey" on a supporter's cell phone and said she'd dressed as Fey on Halloween. But others -- including the governor herself -- think a return punch on the NBC airwaves is what's needed.

You know what else would be cool? If Sarah Palin playing Tina Fey dated Mr T. He'll show you how the ice melts, Sarah. Oh..he'll show you...


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Tina Fey is Sarah Palin again




Tina Fey does it again on SNL! Man I LOVE this woman. Tina Fey IS Sarah Palin. She should be Sarah's double, seriously. This time Amy Poehler played a blink-happy, glossy lipped Katie Couric. I doubt anyone realised how blinky Katie was during the Palin interview until Amy showed us! Enjoy the video.
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Gina Gershon Is Sarah Palin



American Politics is at the very least pretty interesting. Because you don't get arrested for parodying a politician. People have rights there. Wait a minute. What's this thing you said? Rights? The world is unfair.


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Matt Damon Equates Sarah Palin To A Bad Horrible Disney Movie


I can't remember the time I watched a bad Disney film. So for Matt Damon to say Sarah Palin is like a bad Disney film, then it should be just as bad. Of course I'm not just agreeing. I'm talking about facts here. He says:

"You do the actuary tables, there's a one out of three chance, if not more, that McCain doesn't survive his first term, and it'll be President Palin. It's like a really bad Disney movie, "The Hockey Mom.' Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska, and she's president. "She's facing down Vladimir Putin and using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd."

I hope celebrities will come to focus more on the real issues. Like, getting Jennifer Aniston a man who wouldn't leave her. Now that's a real issue to address. How about that?!
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Lindsay Lohan for President!

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I smell some celebrity political ambition. Hmm...Lindsay Lohan also shares her Sarah Palin thoughts on her myspace blog:

I've been watching the news all morning, like everyone else - and i keep hearing about the issues related to 'teen pregnancy'- It's all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.

I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter's pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin's views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what.

Maybe focus on delivering some words and policy with stronger impact like Joe Biden.
See below for Barack Obama's thoughts:

From Alexander Marquardt
CNN
MONROE, Michigan (CNN) -- Sen. Barack Obama said firmly that families are off-limits in the campaign for president, reacting to news that GOP running mate Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter is pregnant.

"Let me be as clear as possible," Obama said. "I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits. This shouldn't be part of our politics. It has no relevance to Gov. Palin's performance as governor or her potential performance as a vice president."

Obama said reporters should "back off these kinds of stories" and noted that he was born to an 18-year-old mother.

"How a family deals with issues and teenage children, that shouldn't be the topic of our politics, and I hope that anybody who is supporting me understands that's off-limits." »


On another note-the last note- i heard a woman say on TODAY on NBC that teens are feeling as if they have to grow up faster. Really? Because, i think that girls that are CHOOSING to be sexually active and are making a conscious decision to grow up faster..... I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren't protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.)

So-those are my thoughts for the day. Enjoy the music :) xoxo

Who would ever expect Lil'Lohan to come up with such a well-opinionated entry? Salut Lilo, you have outgrown Sarah Palin! Tee hee.
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