Charlie Sheen Tweeted His Phone Number

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Charlie Sheen must be desperate for friends, because he 'accidentally' tweeted his number to all his followers. The Daily Mail says…

(Sheen) thought that he was just sending his digits to the teenage singer but instead his 5.5million followers were able to view the number - until it was swiftly taken down.

Charlie saw the funny side and answered the phone a few times, saying things like ‘Ray’s Pizza’ and ‘Winning.”

‘But his phone just continued ringing and buzzing and eventually just completely melted down. Charlie was like, “I guess I need a new phone.”‘

I guess so too. Who knows if anyone called him. For all we know a measly five people called to say hello. But seriously, what would you say to Charlie Sheen if you called him?

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Paris Hilton's Purse-Lie Sucks

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When Paris Hilton got caught for carrying cocaine (which she thought was gum) in her purse, she said the purse belonged to her friend and that she had no idea there was cocaine in there.

Then, because Paris has the IQ of a 13 year old, she forgot she had posted a twitpic of her Chanel purse in mid-July, which is identical to her 'friend's one.

According to Radar:

In mid-July, Paris Tweeted  a photograph of a purse and wrote: "Love My New Chanel Purse I Got Today :)" That purse appears to be identical to the purse she was carrying when arrested on cocaine possession charges in Las Vegas last weekend.

Oh Paris, I'm going to love the judge's reaction to this charade.

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Notice the resemblance? I'm sure she really wanted to get the exact same design her friend had, knowing it's part of the evidence of her cocaine bust.
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More "Lohan Mayhem" for 2010

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While we were all busy getting boozed up and going nuts over the new year, and not to mention a weekend break doing fuck all, Lindsay Lohan stayed very much connected to the internet lining up her new year's resolutions:
Wishing everyone a blessed new year in 2010! Everyone get ready for more (but positive-LOHAN MAYHEM!!!!!!!!) Thanks for all of your support!
7:56 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter

Me, HOV, beyoncé, Ali Lohan, @paufdenkamp @jessicaschul usher and many more ringin' in the new year coz THAT'S WASSUP
8:03 PM Dec 31st, 2009 from UberTwitter

To answer everybody's question...My new years resolution is to stop letting the lucky few that have my heart, try2constantly tear me down.
11:15 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter

2010 is about moving forward, not backwards. Leaving the bad (people, habbits, and negative energy behind) time to make changes-right!?!? :)
11:18 PM Jan 1st from UberTwitter


Is 'habbit' a rabbit species? Lilo is very intelligent indeed for the new year! Anyway here she is at St. Barts looking like a Google street prostitute in really bad skin.


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John Mayer Twitters his 'mankini'

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Confirming he has the Twitter addiction of a 13-year-old girl on speed, John Mayer tweeted about the upcoming cruise he's hosting in Mexico on Friday where he plans on wearing his infamous mankini above:
   
I'm already wearing it. So yes, extremely packed. RT @georgeeluvxo mankini packed yet?
    about 13 hours ago from web

Is that supposed to make him sexier than Brad Pitt? Or is it driving him crazy that Jennifer is Just Not That Into Him?
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Demi Moore Get Punk'd

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Ashton Kutcher posted this pic of Demi Moore bent over in a bikini on his Twitter. Maybe Demi would realize how annoying to have a much younger husband after reading all these posts:

    watching my wife steam my suit while wearing a bikini. I love God!
    9:43 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

    I'm not wearing the bikini she is that's what makes it so glorious
    9:46 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

    shhh don't tell wifey http://twitpic.com/2bj58
    10:11 AM Mar 21st from TweetDeck

That's all.
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