Jessica Jane Clement Is In A Bikini

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Resident Nuts model Jessica Jane Clement gets comfortable in a bikini and we are appreciating every sight of it.


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Lourdes Leon Is All Grown Up

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Madonna's teenage daughter proves she's all grown up as she took in some sun at the Eden Rock Hotel in Antibes, France. Lourdes Leon is well on her way to filling up pages in the summers to come. Soon, people will be able to ogle her legally. Sigh. Kids. Her mother should have made her get out an unflattering one-piece.


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Being Bar Rafaeli Hot Takes Practice

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You think supermodels like Bar Rafaeli have a natural fat-burning body? No. They don't. You'll be glad to know they're as human as the rest of us, but they just have more drive and discipline to maintain a hot bod.

Bar Refaeli studies herself to learn to be sexier. The 26-year-old supermodel - who became a model when she was just eight months old - admits she has learned how best to present herself in order to give the best pictures possible.

She said: "I've learned how to do this. I study all of my pictures. Which turn of the hip is sexier, which toe to curl or leg to straighten. I know every bone."

Hmm.. toe curling eh? We should try that some time.


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Alessandra Ambrosio is NOT in a Bikini

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But she's in a one piece hot pink swimsuit. By Alessandra Ambrosio standards, she's well covered up. I'm so used to showing her off in a teeny bikini that now she's in a one-piece, it's confusing! Nevertheless she's still hot and gorgeous in every way:


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Jaime King Is In a Bikini

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Jaime King is in the sea, in a little greeny bikini which she totally rocks:


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Julianne Hough In a Bikini on the Set of Rock of Ages

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Wow it's definitely a Julianne Houghs field day. Here she is on the set of Rock of Ages in Miami. What seems to be a shoot looks like a real beach romance. I'm sure she's not secretly enjoying getting touched up by someone else...


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Lindsay Lohan Wants You to See Her Tits Again

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Is this supposed to turn anyone on? Here is Lindsay Lohan getting some sun and water for the paps to catch her boob tube slip 'accidentally'. I mean, who wears a chunky necklace into the sea? It ain't sexy.


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Gwen Stefani Rocks a Teeny Bikini

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Gwen Stefani will always be my cool chick because her body never seems to age at all! Here she is, in a little bikini keeping my teenage dreams alive.


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Maria Menounos is in a Bikini

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Maria Menounos is flaunting her hot Greek goods on a beach. It just reminds me why Summer is the best season of the year... because we'll get to see LOADS of bikini babes all trying to outdo each other. But Maria Menounos has my heart for today.


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Snooki Hosts a Pool Party for Uglies

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We've seen bikini pics and we've SEEN bikini pics we wish we never saw. But because I just poisoned my eyes with this junk I just wanted to spread the picture germs on to you.

But I must commend Snooki for her charity. Everytime I look at her I am more accepting of the less-than-hot girls around me.


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