Celine Dion Is Trying To Remain Relevant

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Is this Celine Dion trying to stay relevant, or was it purely an accident? She was in a concert when she flashed her fans in Jamaica. From E!:

[Celine Dion] gave fans a little more than they bargained for when she took the stage in a short dress…and accidentally flashed them during her performance at the Jamaica Jazz and Blues Festival in Jamaica Friday night, E! News has learned exclusively.

"The short gold dress was Balmain....was that short enough?" Dion said with a laugh when "The Trend," a fashion series on Zappos Couture, asked Celine about her fashion choices. "Because normally when people are level the length is fine. But people were like this (looks up).... So it was like I didn't think of the people downstairs and me there."

A little controversy could help Celine sell out her concerts like she used to, right?


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Celine Dion Talks John Lennon

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Celine Dion was on Larry King Live to pay tribute to John Lennon on the anniversary of his death. Check out the video below:


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Celine Dion Gave Birth To Twins

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Celine Dion and her decomposing husband gave birth to twins! People:

"Celine, René and their son René-Charles are thrilled. One of the boys weighed in at 5 lbs., 4 oz., with the other at 5 lbs., 10 oz.
Celine is resting now and they plan to discuss what to name the boys when she wakes up. René-Charles has been to the hospital to visit his brothers and is just so excited they are here."

Congratulations, Celine!
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Celine Dion Is Pregnant With Twins

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Celine Dion is 42 years old and is pregnant with twins according to People. Her 200 year old husband Rene Angelil must think he's still very fertile. Celine got a case of the double babies 14 weeks ago after her sixth in-vitro fertilization attempt. By the time their kids grow up, the 200 year old dude will be 300 years old.

"We're ecstatic. Celine is just hoping for a healthy pregnancy. She was hoping for one baby and the news that we are having two is a double blessing!"

Congrats To Celine and Santa Claus.
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Celine Dion's Neighbours Hate Her

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Celine Dion hasn't moved in to her $20 million mansion on Jupiter Island in Florida and her neighbours already hate her. Somehow I get the feeling its not because she looks like a man but that could be it as well. From National Enquirer:

Neighbors rage that Celine Dion's a big drip and hurting the environment because six deep wells she dug at her $20 million dream home on ritzy Jupiter Island, Fla., are sucking up scarce, precious fresh water -- just so she and son Rene-Charles can splash around in two Olympic-size pools, a twisty slide and a lazy river. Fumed one neighbor: "I don't know how she got permits. The government is usually pretty restrictive with stuff like that!" (Print Edition - 5/31)

Maybe the neighbour didn't get an invite into the waterpark. Don't be so jealous! Get over it! Dude looks like a lady!


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Christina Aguilera Not Wearing Red Lipstick. Blogger Takes Opportunity To Make It News

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Christina Aguilera not revealing her endless mammaric valley. Christina Aguilera not wearing bright red lipstick. Christina Aguilera holding baby. Oh wait, that's her's. Next someone's gonna post that annoying theory that Celine Dion is a man again. Come on now!!


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