Chaz Bono Is Saving Up For A Member

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Chaz Bono is on his way to become a full fledge man, but first, he's got to start saving for surgery. And by that we mean attaching a member, he said:

"I could get a phalloplasty, which builds the phallus from a donor site on your body, but I'm leaning more toward a metoidioplasty. It's a procedure that uses what you already have down there, which has grown larger from the testosterone. You end up with a smaller phallus than with the phalloplasty, but it's fully functional, it gets erect, and the sensation is all there.

"...the surgery I want to have, I'd like to have the testicular implants and all of that, and I'd like to be able to urinate through it. I mean, it's not that big a deal to sit down, but some of the toilet seats in men's rooms are disgusting. The doctor I want to use is in Belgrade. It's going to be a little cheaper there. Probably $25,000, maybe $45,000, I really don't know."


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Cartman Is Topless

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Dancing with the Stars is tough, so Chaz Bono's got to work out. So here's a topless Cartman running around, presumably to get in shape so he can do all those twirls we saw Kristie Alley doing. Strangely enough, I'd be interested to watch at least a minute of Chaz Bono dancing.

Update: fuck he's good. video:




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Chaz Bono Is Going To Be Dancing With The Stars

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Chaz Bono was named one of the contestants on this season's Dancing With The Stars. There hasn't been any controversy for the show, right until now. USA Today:

Dancing fans have posted both supportive and unsupportive comments about Chaz. One used the word “disgusting” Another wrote: “I never and mean NEVER watch DWTS but will this season to support/vote for (Chaz).”
One Million Moms, a group whose goal is to fight the “filth many segments of our society, especially the entertainment media,” is urging people to “Email ABC Network and let them know that we will not tolerate these subjects being forced into our homes.” A note on the group’s site says the casting of Chaz Bono and Carson Kressley “is completely unacceptable and Christians should not watch the show, no excuses!”

We're still not sure what's up with Chaz because as of now, she still doesn't have a male member attached to her. So what's the deal?


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Chaz Bono Is Now A Man

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Chaz Bono is now officially a man. His petition for a name and gender change was has been granted by a Santa Monica Judge.


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