Tiger Woods Admits Infidelities & Takes a Break from Golf

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Because, like it's the most embarrassing thing of the decade that you cheated on your hot wife with a bunch of skank hoes? Tiger Woods posted on his website today:
I am deeply aware of the disappointment and hurt that my infidelity has caused to so many people, most of all my wife and children. I want to say again to everyone that I am profoundly sorry and that I ask forgiveness. It may not be possible to repair the damage I’ve done, but I want to do my best to try. ... After much soul searching, I have decided to take an indefinite break from professional golf. I need to focus my attention on being a better husband, father, and person.

I was only hoping Elin dumped him and took his millions so I can finally marry THE girl of my dreams and finally become a millionaire with a hot milf.
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Angel isn't an Angel after all

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Turns out David Boreanaz isn't such an Angel after all. He cheated on his wife Jaime with some NYC skank-ho called Rachel Uchitel whom he met at his 40th birthday party at Griffin where she worked. Their love juices overflowed and the banging began. And... Jaime was pregnant with their second child. What nerve!

"He was attracted to Rachel and asked her for her number," an insider says. "She gave him her card, and he texted her that night to have a drink with him. She went, and they had a major connection." Since that time, the two saw each other once a month in N.Y.C. or L.A., and spoke on the phone or via text message regularly.

"Even though their romance was long-distance, when together, the chemistry was electric," claims the print media. The insider chimes in, "David would walk in the door, and they'd have sex right away. He told her, 'Every time I have sex with you is like the first time'."

He told her he would leave his wife for her - all cheating men have to say that.. Anyway Rachel dumped his cheating ass when:

"The final straw for Rachel came when David was in the delivery room with Jaime for their daughter's birth on Aug. 31," Star Magazine reports. And the insider adds, "He was on the phone with Rachel, giving updates. That grossed her out, because she felt that should have been private."

So he allegedly:

1. Cheats on his wife
2. Has the audacity to call his mistress during her child-production moment?!?!?!

That's gross.

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Madonna's 'Man' Strays as quickly as she did

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Snapped in Rio is Maddona's 22 year old son toy pet shag pole, with another woman. Word is he's looking around. The Sun UK says

Jesus was seen tenderly clasping lingerie model Luciana Costa as they swayed to the music in his home city of Rio.  Jesus held Luciana close and whispered in her ear — and onlookers claimed they started kissing.
(A source said): “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist.  He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”
Early the next day the pair were snapped as they ventured out for a Sunday stroll.

The supposed lingerie model is 31 years old and is the proud owner of a huge lumpy nose. So he either fucks anything he comes across (cos Madonna is like 50, and he still enjoyed beddy playtime with her, and Luciana is godawfully ugly), or he just has a thing for older, ugly women.

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