Harrison Ford Is On a Horse With David Letterman

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Harrison Ford was on David Letterman and in a turn of events that weren't the normal modus operandi during a Letterman show, they took a horse ride for the segment in New York City. Dave sure can ride!


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Jessica Alba Is A Hot Honey Bee

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Everytime I look at Jessica Alba I can't stop asking myself how a person could look so sun-kissed all over, all the time. Cash Warren better appreciate his fine piece of wife-ass or I might threaten to seduce her with my awesome wit and charm. Anyway here she is outside the Letterman studios looking like hot honey on a stick.


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Chris Rock Takes A Jab At David Letterman


Chris Rock was on Letterman when he decided to dive straight into how Letterman banged all the cute chicks and fired them. Not in any particular order of course. According to HuffPo:

David Letterman was suffering from a hoarse voice on his show Wednesday night, and his guest, Chris Rock, didn’t make things any easier on him.
“Dave, what the hell happened to your voice? Things going bad at home?” Rock asked. “You’re still doing the show? You’re a rich man, you could just go home! Wife still mad at you, ain’t she.”
“I was backstage, you fired all the cute girls,” Rock continued. “Got a bunch of fat old guys there! The vibe is horrible, man, horrible!”
Letterman laughed, “I tell you, some of those guys are starting to look pretty good.”

Subtle man, real subtle.

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Video: David Letterman Reveals Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover


This is a few days old, but what the heck. If there's any more reason to watch some funnies and catch a glimpse of Brooklyn Decker. Why the hell not.
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Jack Bauer Wears A Dress On Letterman

Jack Bauer decided that today would be a good day to show up at Letterman wearing a dress. He had lost a bet, which is why he had to wear the dress. We're learning two important lessons here, kids. Number 1: Don't bet. Number 2: Honor your word. Jack Bauer. You are the man!

THE CHRISTMAS TREE POUNCE:

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Penelope Cruz Is On David Letterman

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We can't deny the hotness that is Penelope Cruz. She's just oozing with sex. There doesn't need to be upskirts, or bikinis or lingerie, although that would be an extra bonus. Here she in on Letterman.


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David Letterman Sex Tape?

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And then the National Enquirer doesn't stop entertaining us.

A studio surveillance tape reportedly caught the 62-year-old star and a much-younger female co-worker in a compromising position
(The tape could end his marriage and) persuade worried CBS execs to hammer the final nail into the talk-show host’s late-night career - and could play a key role in the trial of the producer who allegedly tried to blackmail him.
“If the tape makes its way into the criminal case, it’ll explode his marriage to smithereens,” revealed a close source.
“It’s one thing for him to have publicly admitted to having had sexual relations with some women on his staff. It’s another to see him in the throes of passion with one of those women.

If there was a sex tape to begin with, the only thing David Letterman should be worried about is the overwhelming ratings going through the roof for his show. So would he be fired? Fuck no. That's crazy talk.
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David Letterman Got Blackmailed


David Letterman revealed on his show for 10 minutes to his audience that he had been blackmailed. An extortion plot of 2 million to reveal all the girls Letterman had affairs with on the show. CBS says the suspected blackmailer was a CBS employee who worked on the true-crime show ‘48 Hours’.

Three weeks ago, Letterman said, he got in his car early in the morning and found a package with a letter saying, “I know that you do some terrible, terrible things and that I can prove that you do some terrible things.” He acknowledged the letter contained proof.
He said it was terrifying “because there’s something insidious about (it). Is he standing down there? Is he hiding under the car? Am I going to get a tap on the shoulder?”
Letterman said he called his lawyer to set up a meeting with the man, who threatened to write a screenplay and a book about Letterman unless he was given money. There were two subsequent meetings, with the man given a phony $2 million check at the last one.
He told the audience that he had to testify before a grand jury on Thursday.
He said “the creepy stuff was that I have had sex with women who work for me on this show. My response to that is yes, I have. Would it be embarrassing if it were made public? Yes, it would, especially for the women.”

You can't blackmail Dave! It will never work!!
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Kim Kardashian Does David Letterman

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Kim Kardashian brings her humongous ass back and gets on the set of David Letterman. Here are pics of her outside presumably because no one cares about pics of her inside. But ok, she's quite hot, and did David Letterman tap this ass too? Just curious.


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David Letterman Doesn't <3 The Hills

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The Hills was definitely alive with the sound of David Letterman last nite when Lauren Conrad was completely pwned by David Letterman. It seems he really doesn't like the Hills. His comments, as usual, made way for

On Lauren Conrad's constant drama:
"That raises the question, maybe you’re the problem. You think? Let me give you an example from my own life. For a long time–10, 15, 30, 40 years–I thought, ‘Jeez people are idiots.’ And then it occurred to me, ‘Is it possible everyone’s an idiot?’ Maybe I’m the idiot.”

On Spencer Pratt:
“Spencer, what a weasel. He’s just the worst, that guy.”

On Brody Jenner:
“Let me just tell you something about Brody. If there was no television, this guy would be living in a tree.


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