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No. 43347 Date 2010/01/25 16:47

OMG. Why Is Donatella Topless On The Beach

For reasons well known to the survival of your boner, the pictures will remain censored. This is Donatella Versace in a bikini topless on a beach putting on some suntan lotion. I don't know what the photographer was thinking or whether is he being admitted into a hospital as we speak, but I'm pretty certain that it was a very difficult thing to do. Our heart goes out to you, photog.

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No. 39885 Date 2009/02/13 11:51

Wrong Cover!

Former Danity Kane member, Aubrey O'Day, is the Playboy's March cover girl. But technically this is not really her body - everybody knows her body isn't this perfect. I imagine uncle Hugh has reached a point where he doesn't care anymore about the bunnies and, one Monday morning, tells his staff, "Why even bother taking pictures?" Which explains next month's cover: Ariel the Little Mermaid!

Just one last thing; does anyone think that Aubrey looks like Donatella Versace here?

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No. 39511 Date 2008/12/31 12:42

Donatella Versace Takes Away Your Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and oh, Erections too

The painful sight of this reminds me of only one thing: Watch lots of porn to forget what I am looking at. But to add to a funny note, I can't help but notice how similar Donatella Versace and Tara Reid have in common. In fact, here are a couple of links for you to make the comparison. In years to come that is. The gallery of pain below.