Elton John And David Furnish Had A Baby

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Elton John and David Furnish had a baby. It was born on Christmas day, thanks to a surrogate mother. According to Us Magazine:

“We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment,” John and Furnish tell Us in a joint statement. “Zachary is healthy and doing really well, and we are very proud and happy parents.”
This is the first child for John, 62, and Furnish, 48. The couple married in 2005 after 12 years together.

Congrats, Elton and David. Here's a video brought to you by the crazy talented Taiwanese news animators NMA:




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Elton John Tells Lindsay To Ditch The Family

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Elton John offered some advice to Lindsay Lohan, particularly, ditching her family because they are poison to her. Elton John is also known as Mr Obvious. And then there's a video:

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Elton John Says Jesus Is Gay

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Elton John said...via Parade:

"I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems. On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East -- you're as good as dead."

Elton makes a point. Gay people are compassionate super intelligent guys while the rest of the straight community just plunder and kill kittens all day long. Which isn't what Jesus was doing. He was doing bad ass miracles like walking on water. I wonder how this will turn out..


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Lily Allen Drunk at GQ Men of The Year Awards




This. Is. Awesome.

Diarrhea mouth syndrome! There is absolutely no stopper to what she had in her mind while she was up on stage presenting the award winners.
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