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No. 40242    Date 2009/03/19 14:26

Madonna's 'Man' Strays as quickly as she did

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Snapped in Rio is Maddona's 22 year old son toy pet shag pole, with another woman. Word is he's looking around. The Sun UK says

Jesus was seen tenderly clasping lingerie model Luciana Costa as they swayed to the music in his home city of Rio.  Jesus held Luciana close and whispered in her ear — and onlookers claimed they started kissing.
(A source said): “They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist.  He’d had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something.”
Early the next day the pair were snapped as they ventured out for a Sunday stroll.

The supposed lingerie model is 31 years old and is the proud owner of a huge lumpy nose. So he either fucks anything he comes across (cos Madonna is like 50, and he still enjoyed beddy playtime with her, and Luciana is godawfully ugly), or he just has a thing for older, ugly women.

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No. 40106    Date 2009/03/05 11:52

Madonna's Mid-life Crisis

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Madgesty is having a mid-life crisis. Despite her fabulous mask, she has recently shown indications of a fragile old woman:

1.) Agree to perform on Britney Spears' tour
2.) Taking a lover named Jesus, who's a 22-year-old male model
3.) Spotted hanging out in a gay bar

Page Six reports:

Lady Madge stopped by Hell's Kitchen gay bar The Ritz on Monday to attend her trainer Tracy Anderson's birthday party when the DJ threw on a Spears track. "She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy]," says a spy.

Oh and:
4.) Having Page Six write 'aggresively making out'. Yuck.


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No. 39982    Date 2009/02/23 11:38

Jesus Is Going To The Oscars

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Madonna is bringing Jesus to the Oscars. And this isn't the savior we all read in the huge book we call the Bible, but its actually a person, because Madonna is good at trapping young men in these kind of situations. OK! Magazine say:

“Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for Oscar night,” a pal tells OK! “Madonna is planning on using the Vanity Fair party to introduce Jesus to the world as her new boyfriend, and she wants everything to be perfect!"
So why all the fuss if Jesus is just a fling? It seems Madge is getting serious about her latest conquest.
"She’ll put to rest any rumor that Jesus was ‘just a model’ during that racy W photo shoot," the source adds. "Madonna and Jesus’ romance is real.”

This is possibly as close as Madonna will get to Jesus while trying to be kahoots with her Kaballah religion. Almost as if it were killing two birds with one stone, you can hear a certain "yay!" as a sound of great achivements coming from her.


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