Josh Harnett Hospitalized

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Josh Hartnett was hospitalized early this morning after suffering abdominal pain, according to E! News:

Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont when he began "suffering from a flare of a gastrointestinal problem that plagued him while he was starring in the West End of London during the production of Rain Man," says rep Susan Patricola. The actor was laid up for a few days last November.
    Patricola says Hartnett walked into an ambulance under his own power about 1:45 a.m. He was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
    "He is under observation but is resting comfortably," she says.

Get well soon, Josh! I need to see more sane young Hollywood peeps around.


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Josh Harnett Wants To Sue, But He's Still Boring

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Last week, the Daily Mirror said a hotel security camera caught Josh Harnett having sex in a hotel meeting room. Up to that point, I was thinking, damn this dude's cool. Living life dangerously, like how you're supposed to. Turns out, he doesn't subscribe to the same train of thought as I do.

The 30-year-old said through his lawyers that he is seeking damages for defamation.  Hartnett is also seeking a public apology, according to the statement.
The allegations are "not only untrue but a complete fabrication", said his legal representatives, adding they were "defamatory and unsubstantiated".

My point of view? The Daily Mirror made Josh Harnett hot for awhile. Until he had to deny all that and threaten to sue. Now we know Josh Harnett is f-king boring.


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Josh Harnett Has A Sex Tape?

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Ok. So there's nothing much to say about Josh Harnett. I took 3 minutes and all I could think of is how small would his weener be in this alleged sex tape. MSNBC:

Hartnett and an unnamed female friend allegedly provided a SoHo hotel staff with unexpected evening’s worth of awkward entertainment.
According to a source, Josh and his companion entered what they believed was a secluded area of the hotel, a little-used library, and drew the curtains before getting cozy.
“Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,” said the source who watched to actor’s actions on the hotel’s monitor. “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place — the library included.”
Several members of the hotel staff huddled around the monitor, but the source said, “No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.”

I guess that means me and librarians are a no-go. Cancel my trip to the National library tomorrow, Stacy. I can't let some punk ass kid ruin my political career with evidence of me romancing romanceless librarians. Sigh, and I thought I could give back to the community.

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