Josh Harnett Has A Sex Tape?

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Ok. So there's nothing much to say about Josh Harnett. I took 3 minutes and all I could think of is how small would his weener be in this alleged sex tape. MSNBC:

Hartnett and an unnamed female friend allegedly provided a SoHo hotel staff with unexpected evening’s worth of awkward entertainment.
According to a source, Josh and his companion entered what they believed was a secluded area of the hotel, a little-used library, and drew the curtains before getting cozy.
“Josh and the girl were getting pretty hot and heavy,” said the source who watched to actor’s actions on the hotel’s monitor. “Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place — the library included.”
Several members of the hotel staff huddled around the monitor, but the source said, “No one quite knew where to look and there was a very awkward silence.”

I guess that means me and librarians are a no-go. Cancel my trip to the National library tomorrow, Stacy. I can't let some punk ass kid ruin my political career with evidence of me romancing romanceless librarians. Sigh, and I thought I could give back to the community.

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