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No. 49794 Date 2011/03/28 13:01

Michelle Trachtenberg Is A Homewrecker?

New York Rangers star Brandon Prust has been caught red-lipped. After we reported yesterday that he's been getting cozy with "Gossip Girl" star Michelle Trachtenberg, his beautiful girlfriend of a year, Marie-Pier Morin, who's now in Canada, burst into tears, our source said. "He makes out with other girls all the time, like all the time," said a different source who's seen him lock lips with women at Gold Bar and 1Oak.

Who would've known?

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No. 49189 Date 2011/02/11 11:26

Michelle Trachtenberg For Maxim

Michelle Trachtenberg always had some sort of attraction on her, but it was never really captured in movies, or the shows she's been acting in. Perhaps this one, is a better representation of how sexed up she can get. Thanks, Maxim!

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No. 44694 Date 2010/05/02 14:25

Michelle Trachtenberg Got Fat

The picture on the left is Michelle Trachtenberg four months ago. And the picture on the right is the current Michelle. What happened to Michelle? Was it too much bacon? Wow? Super sexy yo!

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No. 43414 Date 2010/01/28 11:35

Michelle Trachtenberg In Complex

Here's Gossip Girl star Michelle Trachtenberg in Complex. And if she did not do this, I would have thought her to be goofy looking, while she still is. We hardly see her in Gossip Girl but then again its cos she didn't have a boobie implant like her the star of the show, Blake Lively. We love you, Blake! But here's Michelle, proving you don't need to artificially make them larger to do the sexy.

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No. 40967 Date 2009/06/05 12:35

Ashlee Simpson Makes Beef With Michelle Trachtenberg

Ashlee Simpson, not famous for her drunken stupor before may now be when on Monday night when Pete Wentz and she sat next to his ex Michelle Trachtenberg at the DJ Hero party. Page Six reports:

"Things got out of control," an insider was quoted. An increasingly loud Simpson began to give Wentz a lap dance while staring directly at Michelle and hurling insults at her. "She was grinding up on Pete like a stripper. It was actually pretty disgusting," a witness told the Web site.
Things reached a climax when Simpson screamed at a confused Trachtenberg, "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was [fucking] him!"

And Ashlee's rep confirmed it.

Trachtenberg's spokesperson didn't return Page Six's calls. But Simpson's rep said, "It was just a misunderstanding. Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle and they remain on good terms."

No reports on where Pete was standing while this thing went down. Nope. Nah dah!

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No. 39179 Date 2008/11/21 16:37

Michelle Trachtenberg and Reebok. But why?

Here's Michelle Trachtenberg holding a Reebok shoe presumably advertising or becoming the spokesperson for Reebok. This must be Reebok's worst nightmare whether they realise it or not. If they were actual sponsors for Michelle Trachtenberg, then I'm afraid everyone in Reebok is not going to like these pictures of Michelle.

Not only do they look terrifying, but I didn't know rubber people existed in real life! Is it me or does Michelle look really worn out, as if all the elasticity in her has completely been stretched.

And if Reebok didn't know about this, well, time to shit bricks still. Because you need a hotter person holding your shoe.