Amy Winehouse Is Indestructible

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If women were any more hardcore just like Amy Winehouse, then I'm going to live alone in my apartment forever and watch Neighbours and Friends reruns till my TV can't take anymore of its alleged 60,000 hours of viewing. Consider these facts:

She bailed on a concert: Amy Winehouse is facing legal action after she pulled out of a concert in Paris just two hours before she was due to headline it.  A statement posted on the festival website said organisers had decided to start legal proceedings against her because of the circumstances of her cancellation.  “We have still not been given any explanation of the exact reasons for her absence.”

She may have brain damage: Winehouse first overdosed in August last year from cocaine, heroin, ecstasy, ketamine and crystal meth.  She was advised to see a psychiatrist after displaying 'multiple personality traits' that made her a suicide risk.  It was following this second overdose in July that doctors are worried her brain was damaged by the cannabis overdose after she displayed symptoms normally associated with schizophrenia.

She OD’d twice last year: The singer, 24, suffered two major overdoses, with such bad convulsions that they were “like a scene from The Exorcist”.  And her body is so frail from drug use that doctors were scared she would break bones during a fit.  A close pal of Amy’s laid bare the truth – warning medics said one more overdose will probably kill her.  

Amy Winehouse almost sounds as if she's a walking suicide. England is probably looking at making Amy Winehouse some other country's problem, namely America. Let's send her there. She'll love it!! (in uptight fake english smiles and accents)

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