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No. 52297 Date 2011/10/15 14:14

Rashida Jones Didn't Jiggy In The White House

Rashida Jones used to date the White House's Jon Favreau, but said that they never did the jiggy in the white house. via the New York Post:

"Oh my God, no. I mean, have you been to the White House?" asked the Parks and Recreation star. "People are sitting around watching you from every angle. They’re also, like, planning on how to keep us from economic collapse. They’re protecting our nation. They’re not having sex. Well, I mean, I know sex has occurred in the White House. Just not with me."

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No. 51827 Date 2011/09/07 10:26

Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Rashida Jones A Couple?

Jake Gyllenhaal has moved on from Taylor Swift to Jennifer Aniston to now, Rashida Jones. We presume. At least, why else would any man and woman go out together to walk a dog? For fun? Highly unlikely.

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No. 50922 Date 2011/06/22 02:04

Rashida Jones Is In GQ

Rashida Jones made an appearance in GQ mag with this photoshoot. It was almost hard to imagine anything sexy would be able to come out from Rashida Jones but I guess you've got to see it to believe it.

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No. 42388 Date 2009/10/26 11:58

John Mayer Is Boning Everyone

John Mayer is actively spreading his seed around Hollywood. According to Hollyscoop:

John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John "took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida."
His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd "went wild when he performed his new song," an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit "Your Body is a Wonderland" for Rashida.

That's the killer song for bedding a woman, kids. And if you think John Mayer is the prime example of how you should get into the business of being more suave, you're wrong. Its music and the rumor of a long schlong.