Rosie O'Donnell Is A Pirate Fighter

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It's a blob! It's a buoy! It's Rosie O'Donnell! And she might be going out to fight pirates.

Pictured in what seems to be the most unflattering attire that squeezes out a little camel toe, Rosie O'Donnell boards her boat in the weekend. I don't have much to say about her and I certainly don't want to think of her. I know for sure that pirates would flee the seas at the sight of her.


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Kelly Brook's Boob Gets A Handful

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What the... Who is this loser-ass touching up my woman??? Lucky bastard! I may be in the city but my spies have brought me footage of some paparazzi whoring lad grabbing a handful of my Kelly's boob! I feel so violated. That is IT. I'm not jealous. No way. I'm sure she's saving her other boob for me.


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