Sophie Howard's Holy Melons

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To my beloved wife, girlfriends, mistresses, and one night stands, I am emotionally and mentally cheating on you all with Sophie Howard's tits. You may ask who is she? And I will answer don't know, don't care, cos with her honey skin and gigantus melons, I'd never have to have a meal in my life ever again. Unless one of her boobs bursts and goes limp then I'll reconsider questioning the credibility of Sophie Howard.

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