No. 44406 Date 2010/04/13 11:48
Jessica Simpson is Your New Southwestern Aunt
Jessica Simpson almost did a Britney but I guess she came to some cow sense and decided to leave her hair cropped. EW. At least Brit-Brit went all the way!
Some people can pull off the edgy short crop look and some people end up looking like your Aunt Maude whose talents are limited to cookie baking and southwestern casserole dinners. Oh and spanking dusty blankets out in the yard.
Ken Paves posted the pics on Twitter:
Paves posted a photo of Simpson, 29, smiling on a plane, her sunny blonde locks seemingly chopped off to a 60s-inspired pixie cut.
“Carol Brady who :)?” she joked.
“Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy…off to Atlantic City!!!” Paves wrote.
A second photo showed Simpson’s elfin look in profile. “In flight hairdo fun!” she wrote.
Paves quipped of the look: “Aunt Vikki came along too!”
“Carol Brady who :)?” she joked.
“Stopped in West Palm and picked up my Aunt Sandy…off to Atlantic City!!!” Paves wrote.
A second photo showed Simpson’s elfin look in profile. “In flight hairdo fun!” she wrote.
Paves quipped of the look: “Aunt Vikki came along too!”
You can see from the pictures she's so thrilled to be sporting this new do and is definitely waiting for tabloids like us to commend her utterly shitty decision.
Oh noes!! Sienna Miller FAIL... :'(
