Gisele Wants You To Pray For Tom Brady

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Gisele is looking to prayers to help her husband, Tom Brady and his team win the Super Bowl this weekend. Maybe it will work. Maybe it won't. The New York Post reports:

“My sweet friends and family,” the e-mail began. “This sunday will be a really important day in my husband’s life. He and his team worked so hard to get to this point and now they need us more than ever to send them positive energy so they can fulfill their dream of winning this super bowl . . .
“So I kindly ask all of you to join me on this positive chain and pray for him, so he can feel confident, healthy and strong. Envision him happy and fulfilled experiencing with his team a victory this sunday.
“Thank you for your love and support. Love, G :)”

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Tom Brady Can't Dance But Who Cares

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Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen attended the Carnival yesterday and someone decided it would be neat to catch him dancing. He ain't the best dancer around, but given that his skills include being:

1. A good sportsman
2. Banging Gisele Bundchen

I'm pretty sure this puts him in the #winning category regardless of anything he doesn't do with perfection. Check out the video below:



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Gisele's Electricity Bill Will Go Through The Roof

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Their Christmas lights are gonna burn a hole in their wallets. From TMZ:

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's electric bill is gonna be through the roof this Xmas -- TMZ has learned the couple is spending $7,500 to light and decorate their L.A. mansion for the Holidays.

Sources close to the couple tell us ... G&T placed an order with A-1 Christmas Trees and Lights in L.A. on Tuesday -- purchasing two twelve-foot Christmas trees ... and a whole mess of lights for their house ... totaling approximately $7,500.





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Does Tom Brady Look Like A Lesbian Who Looks Like Justin Bieber?

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The headline is long. But how else could I have put it in? What do you think? And the funniest part: he actually paid for this haircut. 
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Gisele Bundchen for Vanity Fair

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Thanks to Vanity Fair we get to see 60% of Gisele Bundchen's skin. But in all honesty I'd love it very much if we can just get rid of the sheets, and hands covering up the good bits. I know times are tight, but I'm sure the American government would be willing to provide the magazine industry with a bailout if it meant getting to see Gisele Bundchen naked. I'm sure that's something the global taxpayers would get behind. Are you all with me?



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Gisele Bundchen - Buy 1 Get 2

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Gisele Bundchen is not only in love with her new husband Tom Brady, she's in love with his illegitimate son John Moynahan. So much so she claims he's her own despite the the fact little John didn't come out of her vagina and still has a living biological mother. With primary custody. Besides that stuff. Anyway, here's Gisele talking about her relationship in Vanity Fair:

On Tom Brady's son:
"I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, but to me it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child. I feel it is, 100 percent. I want him to have a great relationship with his mom, because that's important, but I love him the same way as if he were mine."

On finding out Bridget Moynahan was pregnant:
"In the beginning you're living this romantic fantasy; you're thinking, This can't be true, it's so good! And then, Whoops--wake-up call!" She rolls her eyes. "We were dating two and a half months when he found out, and it was a very challenging situation. Obviously, in the beginning, it's not the ideal thing."

On why she's glad she stayed in the relationship:
"I wouldn't have seen the integrity in him--the way he was a good person through all the times. I was like, You have the heart in a good place! It made me feel more in love with him; it made me realize who he was. Our relationship has become so much stronger, and I think I wouldn't be as certain as I am today if it weren't for that."

A supermodel and super step-mom? Possible.


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Gisele and tom Brady Got Married

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Another one bites the dust. Looks like Leo can sleep well from now on..according to Us Magazine:

The ceremony -- which began at dusk -- was "very small and intimate," a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. Brady's son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan, was also present.
(Fitting, as Bundchen once described her ideal wedding as "a simple ceremony...I don't like parties, I prefer something more intimate, just for the closest people.")

Tom Brady is the fucking man. After banging a woman and impregnating her, he dumps her for Gisele. So hey, he's pretty much in the same league as Leo. Good one.


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Tom Brady and Gisele Are Engaged

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Gisele accepted Tom Brady's proposal and just when you think that's great news for the couple, its also making me so jealous right now. But you know who's probably laughing at the other end, or maybe crying? Leonardo DiCaprio because that's just so freaking random. Men never cry over an ex. Never. People reports:

"He asked and she accepted," a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE. Family and friends were informed over the weekend. An official announcement, as well as preliminary wedding details, are being planned by Bündchen and her closest friends this week.
"The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home," the source adds.

I'm guessing the performance in his game must surely deteriorate as there are probably other men including those on his team that are ready to knock him the fuck down during a game. Well, good luck man!
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Tom Brady Is Getting All The Care He Needs

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Tom Brady suffered a season ending injury that leads to other consequences. Like, he'll be seeing more of Gisele now. The AP reports:

The 2007 NFL Most Valuable Player will miss the entire ‘08 season with a left knee injury that needs surgery, the team said Monday. That leaves the Patriots without one of the game’s great quarterbacks and severely damages their hopes of a return trip to the Super Bowl.
Coach Bill Belichick would not say what the injury is, but the play, Brady’s reaction and the prognosis all point toward a torn anterior cruciate ligament.

The injury is probably an over-erection suffered from all the attention Gisele will be giving him. Yeah I hate him even more now. =(

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